“
Gmorning...
*TGIF-style theme song plays*
THE MORNING TWEET IS ON YOUR PHONE
YOU START YOUR DAY, YOU’RE NOT ALONE
WHEN DREAMS ARE JUST AROUND THE BEND
YOU RIIIIIISE
*we see the skyline of your town*
GMOOOOOORNING YOUUUUU
*You turn to the camera mid-activity, smile*
Gnight
*credits roll*
*freeze frames from your day roll past as a jazzy instrumental version of your theme music plays*
STAY TUNED FOR PERFECT STRANGERS
”
”