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I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death', and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up.
Celia Rivenbark (You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning)
Maybe they notice me wincing whenever I hear them say it, but I don't know: there are all sorts of reasons I could be wincing. Life is a wince-a-thon.
Frank Portman (King Dork (King Dork, #1))
It towers above us, dark an jagged an dangerous. Behind it, more mountains stretch as far's the eye can see. Is this th'only way to Freedom Fields? I says. No, says Jack. I brought you this way because I thought you'd enjoy the scenery.
Moira Young (Blood Red Road (Dust Lands, #1))
There have been times when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a highly anticipated kissing session. Other times it's a full-on all-night sex-a-thon. Can't we have a universal understanding of the term, once and for all? From now on, let's all agree that hooking up = sex. Everything else is "made out." And if you're older than twenty-eight, then just kissing someone doesn't count for crap and is not even worth mentioning. Unless you're Mormon, in which case you're going to hell. There, I think we're all on the same page.
Mindy Kaling (Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns))
Dom Paulo had not expected to convince him. But it was with a heavy heart that the abbot noticed the plodding patience with which the thon heard him through; it was the patience of a man listening to an argument which he had long ago refuted to his own satisfaction.
Walter M. Miller Jr. (A Canticle for Leibowitz (St. Leibowitz, #1))
It is the broken heart that makes us human in the end.
Melanie Rae Thon
This social worker lassie turns round n gies us a stroppy look. Ah jist smiles bit she looked away aw fuckin nippy likes. Disnae cost nowt tae be social. A social worker thit cannae be fuckin social; that's nae good tae nae cunt, thon. Like a lifeguard thit cannae fuckin swim. Shouldnae be daein that kinday joab.
Irvine Welsh (The Acid House)
A vampire? How ith that pothible? I died in a car ackthident, for God’th thake! Aw, thon of a bith!
MaryJanice Davidson (Undead and Unwed (Undead, #1))
Life is a wince-a-thon.
Frank Portman (King Dork (King Dork Series Book 1))
Why must we be taught to be fearful of the outside world? Why were my male classmates not being taught not to rape women instead?
Thavry Thon (A Proper Woman)
The Dolphin Hotel, such that I was seeking, no longer existed. It didn’t matter what it was I was looking for, the place was no more. And not merely gone, it’d been replaced by this idiotic Star Wars high-tech hotel-a-thon.
Haruki Murakami (Dance Dance Dance (The Rat Series, #4))
Little things were made to be a big deal: at one point center Thon Maker didn’t have an iPhone, messing up the team’s blue-bubble iPhone group chat. Kidd was upset about it and made the team run because Kidd felt that Maker not getting an iPhone was an example of the team not being united.
Mirin Fader (Giannis: The Improbable Rise of an NBA MVP)
Two nurses with scissors could make a man naked in eleven seconds.
Melanie Rae Thon
Then the child of Zeus, Helen, decided she would mix the wine220 with drugs to take all pain and rage away, to bring forgetfulness of every evil. Whoever drinks this mixture from the bowl will shed no tears that day, not even if her mother or her father die, nor even if soldiers kill her brother or her darling son with bronze spears before her very eyes. Helen had these powerful magic drugs from Polydamna, wife of Thon, from Egypt, where fertile fields produce the most narcotics:230 some good, some dangerous. The people there are skillful doctors. They are the Healer’s people.
Homer (The Odyssey)
But there’s more. When I was on my way to the event today, Carolyn texted me and told me that Steve and Eve got married over break. Six months after he broke up with me, and after he kept telling me he didn’t see marriage in his future! And did I tell you that he broke up with me at the school, during the Fitness Fun-a-Thon fundraising event we worked at?” Her face grew reflective. “I was handing out bottled water when he asked me to go behind the hydration station so he could talk to me privately. The whole time, Eve kept staring at us from the finish line of the three-legged race. She knew I was getting dumped before I did.
Linda Morris (Melting the Millionaire's Heart)
Knock, knock. Who's there? A: Lettuce Q: Lettuce who? A: Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.. . 2. Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet . 3. Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because: 7 8 9 . . 4. Q. how do you make seven an even number? A. Take out the s! . 5. Q: Which dog can jump higher than a building? A: Anydog – Buildings can’t jump! . 6. Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? A: Because they might peel! . 7. Q. How do you make a tissue dance? A. You put a little boogie in it. . 8. Q: Which flower talks the most? A: Tulips, of course, 'cause they have two lips! . 9. Q: Where do pencils go for vacation? A: Pencil-vania . 10. Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus? A: You're a fun guy [fungi]. . 11. Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam! . 11. Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours? A: Nacho cheese! . 12. Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them. . 13. Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? A: He wanted to go to high school. . 14. Q: How do you catch a unique animal? A: You neak up on it. Q: How do you catch a tame one? A: Tame way. . 15. Q: Why is the math book always mad? A: Because it has so many problems. . 16. Q. What animal would you not want to pay cards with? A. Cheetah . 17. Q: What was the broom late for school? A: Because it over swept. . 18. Q: What music do balloons hate? A: Pop music. . 19. Q: Why did the baseball player take his bat to the library? A: Because his teacher told him to hit the books. . 20. Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A: Odor in the court! . 21. Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools. . 22. Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian? A: He felt funny! . 23. Q: What animal has more lives than a cat? A: Frogs, they croak every night! . 24. Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A: A pie-thon! . 25. Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh? A: Because it has its own scales! . 26. Q: Why aren’t elephants allowed on beaches? A:They can’t keep their trunks up! . 27. Q: How did the barber win the race? A: He knew a shortcut! . 28. Q: Why was the man running around his bed? A: He wanted to catch up on his sleep. . 29. Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 9! . 30. Q: What is a butterfly's favorite subject at school? A: Mothematics. Jokes by Categories 20 Mixed Animal Jokes Animal jokes are some of the funniest jokes around. Here are a few jokes about different animals. Specific groups will have a fun fact that be shared before going into the jokes. 1. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer. . 2. Q: What to polar bears eat for lunch? A: Ice berg-ers! . 3. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
Peter MacDonald (Best Joke Book for Kids: Best Funny Jokes and Knock Knock Jokes (200+ Jokes) : Over 200 Good Clean Jokes For Kids)
Non mais franchement, confier la sécurité d'un clan de vampire à une sorcière de guerre était comme ... je ne sais pas moi ... introduire un requin dans un banc de thons, un crotale dans un nid de souriceaux ou Berlusconi dans une école pour jeunes filles.
Cassandra O'Donnell (Ancestral (Rebecca Kean, #4))
El mensaje de Hinn en otro Praise-a-Thon se fue igualmente más allá del límite: «Haga un compromiso, haga una donación. Porque esa es la única manera en que usted va a obtener su milagro […] Al dar su dinero, el milagro comenzará».
John F. MacArthur Jr. (Fuego extraño: El peligro de ofender al Espíritu Santo con adoración falsa (Spanish Edition))
An example is the campaign that Goodby, Berlin & Sil- verstein produced for the Northern California Honda Deal- ers Advertising Association (NCHDAA) in 1989. Rather than conform to the stereotypical dealer group advertising ("one of a kind, never to be repeated deals, this weekend 114 Figure 4.1 UNUM: "Bear and Salmon. Figure 4.2 UNUM: "Father and Child." 115 PEELING THE ONION only, the Honda-thon, fifteen hundred dollars cash back . . ." shouted over cheesy running footage), it was decided that the campaign should reflect the tone of the national cam- paign that it ran alongside. After all, we reasoned, the only people who know that one spot is from the national cam- paign and another from a regional dealer group are industry insiders. In the real world, all people see is the name "Honda" at the end. It's dumb having one of (Los Angeles agency) Rubin Postaer's intelligent, stylish commercials for Honda in one break, and then in the next, 30 seconds of car salesman hell, also apparently from Honda. All the good work done by the first ad would be undone by the second. What if, we asked ourselves, we could in some way regionalize the national message? In other words, take the tone and quality of Rubin Postaer's campaign and make it unique to Northern California? All of the regional dealer groups signed off as the Northern California Chevy/Ford/ Toyota Dealers, yet none of the ads would have seemed out of place in Florida or Wisconsin. In fact, that's probably where they got them from. In our research, we began not by asking people about cars, or car dealers, but about living in Northern California. What's it like? What does it mean? How would you describe it to an alien? (There are times when my British accent comes in very useful.) How does it compare to Southern California? "Oh, North and South are very different," a man in a focus group told me. "How so?" "Well, let me put it this way. There's a great rivalry between the (San Francisco) Giants and the (L.A.) Dodgers," he said. "But the Dodgers' fans don't know about it." Everyone laughed. People in the "Southland" were on a different planet. All they cared about was their suntans and flashy cars. Northern Californians, by comparison, were more modest, discerning, less likely to buy things to "make state- ments," interested in how products performed as opposed to 116 Take the Wider View what they looked like, more environmentally conscious, and concerned with the quality of life. We already knew from American Honda—supplied re- search what Northern Californians thought of Honda's cars. They were perceived as stylish without being ostentatious, reliable, understated, good value for the money . . . the paral- lels were remarkable. The creative brief asked the team to consider placing Honda in the unique context of Northern California, and to imagine that "Hondas are designed with Northern Californi- ans in mind." Dave O'Hare, who always swore that he hated advertising taglines and had no talent for writing them, came back immediately with a line to which he wanted to write a campaign: "Is Honda the Perfect Car for Northern Califor- nia, or What?" The launch commercial took advantage of the rivalry between Northern and Southern California. Set in the state senate chamber in Sacramento, it opens on the Speaker try- ing to hush the house. "Please, please," he admonishes, "the gentleman from Northern California has the floor." "What my Southern Californian colleague proposes is a moral outrage," the senator splutters, waving a sheaf of papers at the other side of the floor. "Widening the Pacific Coast Highway . . . to ten lanes!" A Southern Californian senator with bouffant hair and a pink tie shrugs his shoulders. "It's too windy," he whines (note: windy as in curves, not weather), and his fellow Southern Californians high-five and murmur their assent. The Northern Californians go nuts, and the Speaker strug- gles in vain to call everyone to order. The camera goes out- side as th
Anonymous
Kenneth Copeland: “I was shocked when I found out who the biggest failure in the Bible actually is . . . The biggest one is God . . . I mean, He lost His top-ranking, most anointed angel; the first man He ever created; the first woman He ever created; the whole earth and all the fullness therein; a third of the angels, at least—that’s a big loss, man . . . Now, the reason you don’t think of God as a failure is He never said He’s a failure. And you’re not a failure till you say you’re one” (Praise the Lord: Praise-a-Thon, Trinity Broadcasting Network, April 1988).
Hank Hanegraaff (Christianity in Crisis: 21st Century)
Be an elf this Christmas! Safe Haven for Thoroughbreds needs your help! If you have time, fund-raising resources, or experience with horses, please call or e-mail us. We’re seeking volunteers for the upcoming Holiday Adopt-a-Thon! Call 519-555-0100
Jessica Burkhart (Home for Christmas (Canterwood Crest Super Special, #2))
Viện chăm sóc da - Spa Shynh House là nơi đáp ứng các nhu cầu chăm sóc sắc đẹp và cơ thể mỗi ngày: · Chăm sóc da mặt với các liệu trình điều trị, chăm sóc, phục dưỡng dành cho các làn da có vấn đề về mụn, sắc tố, lão hóa, độ săn chắc, sẹo… · Chăm sóc cơ thể bao gồm dưỡng thể, cải thiện và hoàn thiện vóc dáng với các phương pháp hiện đại, hiệu quả mà an toàn, đặc biệt các liệu trình làm trắng sáng, làm thon gọn, triệt lông… · Chăm sóc cơ thể bà bầu với dòng sản phẩm thuần thiên nhiên Mía Organic
shynhhouse.com
Exhibit #2 ________ Director of Marketing Dear ________: Special, highly effective TV exposure at half the ordinary cost, even a smaller fraction of the ordinary cost — even free! Yes, it is possible. Our annual ARTHRITIS FOUNDATION TELETHON has moved to CHANNEL 10 (Phoenix' CBS affiliate), and we are offering an expanded, more flexible, more creative range of Sponsor Opportunities to businesses of all sizes in the valley. Many corporate sponsors last year actually participated spending little or no money — the funds were raised through fundraising events or promotions involving their employees or customers. For example, one major corporation used several Employee Promotions, and raised over $50,000.00. A small company used a Bowl-A-Thon with their employees, employees' family members, and friends, and raised $5,000.00. Both received excellent exposure on the Telethon. AND THIS YEAR, THE OPPORTUNITIES ARE EVEN GREATER.
Dan S. Kennedy (The Ultimate Sales Letter: Attract New Customers. Boost your Sales.)
Full-on All-Night Sex-a-thon is also the name of my debut hip-hop album.
Mindy Kaling (Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns))
Operation: Whack-A-Thon had failed. Operation: Keep Myself Busy so I Can Keep My Mind off Her had failed. That left only one option . . . Operation: Get Evie Naked Again and Fuck Her Brains out so We Can Both Move On was now in full effect. My cock bucked in agreement, and as I dug my fork into my shortcake, I began to plot my first move.
Kendall Ryan (Room Mates (Roommates, #1-3 & #4))
I’m slick as a Slip ’N Slide down there. And should he feel so inclined to eat ass, nary a hair survived that Brutal Brunhilda wax-a-thon I endured on all fours at the spa. I’m ready for anything. I’ve practically been
Kennedy Ryan (Reel (Hollywood Renaissance #1))
(Chastity speaking of the torments of Love) For no no vsuall fire, no vsuall rage It is, ô Nurse, which on my life doth feed, And suckes the bloud, which from my hart doth bleed. But since thy faithfull zeale lets me not hyde My crime, (if crime it be) I will it reed. Nor Prince, nor pere it is, whose loue hath gryde My feeble brest of late, and launched this wound wyde. Nor man it is, nor other liuing wight: For then some hope I might vnto me draw, But th’only shade and semblant of a knight, Whose shape or person yet I neuer saw, Hath me subiected to loues cruell law: The same one day, as me misfortune led, I in my fathers wondrous mirrhour saw, And pleased with that seeming goodly-hed, Vnwares the hidden hooke with baite I swallowed. Sithens it hath infixed faster hold Within my bleeding bowels, and so sore Now ranckleth in this same fraile fleshly mould, That all mine entrailes flow with poysnous gore. And th’vlcer groweth daily more and more; Ne can my running sore find remedie, Other then my hard fortune to deplore, And languish as the leafe falne from the tree, Till death make one end of my dayes and miserie. Daughter (said she) what need ye be dismayd, WHY MAKE YE SUCH A MONSTER OF YOUR MIND? Of much more vncouth thing I was affrayd; Of filthy lust, contrarie vnto kind: But this affection nothing straunge I find; For who with reason can you aye reproue, To loue the semblant pleasing most your mind, And yield your heart, whence ye cannot remoue? No guilt in you, but in the tyranny of loue.
Edmund Spenser (The Faerie Queene)
Mateo and I are having a Lord of the Harry Potter-thon,
Caroline Peckham (Society of Psychos (Dead Men Walking, #2))
Cleo has been an amazingly wonderful addition to our little household!  The only bummer is that overnight we now understand how people become crazy about their pets.  On more than one occasion, I’ve had to restrain myself from showing someone a photo of Cleo doing something that is “the cutest thing in the entire world!”  We’re working on a solution to that problem.
Rachel Eleah Roisman (Cancer Without Walk-a-Thons)
A woman at work welcomed me back and said that having cancer must give me perspective on what’s important in life. She then said she wished she could have that sort of perspective. I told her I hoped she could get it without having cancer.
Rachel Eleah Roisman (Cancer Without Walk-a-Thons)
I was the guy that was going to make so much love to her, that she would never settle for anything less. She thought this was a one-time thing, sex, and then done. But I already knew that it was going to be a good old fashion sex-a-thon.
Katie Rae (The Love We Make (Games #3))
We ran down the hall. The next banner proclaimed. Support the Golf-a-thon because Bryce was an idiot and he should have chosen Haley. Oh my God. “What is going on?” Another smaller sign hung on the wall. Jane, make sure Haley goes to her locker. Jane laughed. “We were headed there anyway, but okay.
Chris Cannon
we know that Francis Brewster coined E, es, and em in 1841, and Charles Crozat Converse announced thon and thons in 1884, though he may have invented his common-gender pronouns as early as 1858.
Dennis Baron (What's Your Pronoun?: Beyond He and She)
# 1. Mặc dù tôi dành cả cuốn sách này để nói về việc dọn dẹp, nhưng không nhất thiết là phải dọn dẹp. Bạn sẽ không chết nếu nhà cửa không được dọn dẹp và có nhiều người trên thế giới này không thực sự quan tâm tới việc khiến nhà mình được gọn gàng, ngăn nắp. Tuy nhiên, những người như thế sẽ không bao giờ cầm cuốn sách này lên. Mặt khác, số phận đã dẫn dắt bạn đọc cuốn sách này thì điều đó có nghĩa là bạn chắc chắn có nỗi mong muốn mãnh liệt để thay đổi hoàn cảnh hiện thời, tổ chức lại cuộc sống, cải thiện lối sống, giành lấy hạnh phúc và tỏa sáng. Chính vì vậy, tôi có thể đảm bảo rằng bạn sẽ có thể khiến ngôi nhà của mình trở nên gọn gàng, ngăn nắp. Giây phút bạn cầm cuốn sách này lên với ý định dọn dẹp nhà cửa, thì lúc đó bạn đã thực hiện bước đầu tiên. Nếu bạn tiếp tục đọc, bạn sẽ biết mình cần làm điều gì tiếp theo. 2. Chúng ta tích lũy mọi thứ vật chất với cùng một lí do như khi chúng ta ăn - nhằm thỏa mãn cơn đói. Mua sắm quá mức và ăn uống quá nhiều đều là những nỗ lực để làm dịu căng thẳng. Thông qua việc quan sát các khách hàng, tôi nhận thấy rằng khi họ từ bỏ những trang phục dư thừa, bụng của họ có xu hướng nhỏ lại; khi họ bỏ bớt sách và tài liệu, trí óc của họ có xu hướng trở nên thông thoáng hơn; khi họ giảm bớt số lượng mỹ phẩm và dọn dẹp khu vực quanh bồn rửa bát và bồn tắm, làn da của họ có xu hướng trở nên sáng hơn và da dẻ mịn màng. Mặc dù tôi không có cơ sở khoa học nào để chứng minh cho lí thuyết này nhưng thật là thú vị khi thấy một bộ phận của cơ thể đáp lại tương ứng với khu vực được dọn dẹp. Không phải là kì diệu hay sao khi việc dọn dẹp nhà cửa cũng có thể tôn thêm nhan sắc của bạn và góp phần làm cho cơ thể trở nên mạnh khỏe, thon thả hơn? 3. Tôi cam kết với bạn: bất cứ thứ gì bạn cho đi sẽ quay trở về với đúng số lượng như trước, nhưng chỉ khi nó cảm thấy nỗi khao khát muốn trở về với bạn. Vì lí do này, khi bạn từ bỏ thứ gì đó, đừng ra hiệu và bảo “Ồ, tôi không bao giờ sử dụng thứ này” hoặc “Tiếc là tao chưa bao giờ có dịp dùng đến mày.” Thay vào đó, hãy vui vẻ bỏ nó đi với những lời lẽ như “Cảm ơn bạn đã tìm đến tôi” hoặc “Lên đường vui vẻ nhé. Hẹn sớm gặp lại!” 4. Một trong những lí do khiến sự lộn xộn giày vò chúng ta là vì chúng ta phải tìm kiếm thứ gì đó và rồi phát hiện ra là nó vẫn ở đó, và đã có nhiều lần dù trong ta cố công đến cỡ nào thì cũng không thể tìm thấy thứ mà chúng ta đang tìm kiếm. Khi giảm bớt số lượng tài liệu mà chúng ta sở hữu và cất giữ chúng ở cùng một chỗ, chỉ nhìn thoáng qua là chúng ta có thể nói mình có tài liệu đó hay không. Nếu nó không còn, chúng ta có thể ngay lập tức chuyển sang phương hướng khác và bắt đầu suy nghĩ về việc cần làm gì. Chúng ta có thể hỏi ai đó mà chúng ta biết họ có tài liệu đó, gọi điện thoại đến công ty hoặc tự tìm kiếm thông tin. Ngay khi đã có giải pháp, chúng ta không lựa chọn nữa mà hành động. Và khi hành động, chúng ta ngạc nhiên khi thấy rằng vấn đề thường được giải quyết dễ dàng. 5. Khi mô thức suy nghĩ này hay mô thức suy nghĩ khác khiến việc từ bỏ thứ gì đó trở nên khó khăn, chúng ta sẽ không thể nhận ra được điều mà chúng ta cần ngay lúc này là gì. Chúng ta không dám chắc rằng nó có khiến cho chúng ta thỏa mãn hay không hoặc không chắc chắn về điều mà chúng ta đang tìm kiếm. Kết quả là, chúng ta gia tăng số lượng những vật sở hữu không cần thiết, khiến bản thân đắm chìm cả thể chất lẫn tinh thần vào những thứ vô dụng. Cách tốt nhất để tìm ra thứ mà chúng ta thực sự cần đó là từ bỏ những thứ mà chúng ta không cần. Việc tìm kiếm ở những nơi xa xôi hoặc những cuộc mua sắm tưng bừng không còn cần thiết nữa. Tất cả những gì bạn phải làm là loại bỏ những thứ bạn không cần bằng cách đối mặt với từng vật mà bạn sở hữu.
Marie Kondō (The Life Changing Magic of Tidying / Joy at Work)
Phẫu thuật thẩm mỹ: Không chỉ là làm đẹp Mà đó là cách giúp bạn hồi phục nhanh hơn... hoặc phục hồi những gì bạn đã mất đi do căn bệnh nào đó. TRUNG TÂM PHẪU THUẬT THẨM MỸ SKY LOVE – BÁC SĨ PHÚC QUÂN luôn đặt tiêu chí an toàn của khách hàng lên hàng đầu. Là một chuyên gia đầu ngành trong các lĩnh vực: Sửa mí mắt hư hỏng, sửa mí không đều, nâng mũi cấu trúc, nâng mũi bọc sụn, nâng vòng 1 chảy xệ, túi độn ngực, hút mỡ, tái tạo thành bụng, điêu khắc body bụng nhỏ eo thon cùng với đội ngũ y bác sĩ nhiều kinh nghiệm trong chuyên ngành phẫu thuật chỉnh hình được đào tạo bài bản về phẫu thuật thẩm mỹ, cam kết sẽ là địa chỉ uy tín, tin cậy đem lại vẻ đẹp cho mọi khách hàng.
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The Bout of Books read-a-thon is organized by Amanda @ On a Book Bender and Kelly @ Reading the Paranormal. It is a week long read-a-thon that begins 12:01am Monday, August 17th and runs through Sunday, August 23th in whatever time zone you are in. Bout of Books is low-pressure. There are challenges, giveaways, and a grand prize, but all of these are completely optional. For all Bout of Books 14 information and updates, be sure to visit the Bout of Books blog. - From the Bout of Books team
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If we survive all this we'll have some beer and a Firefly-a-thon.
Wren Michaels (Eluding Illusions)
Whaddaya know? I didn’t even win the read-a-thon and the two books I want most will still be ordered. And maybe, just maybe, I can find a way to uncurse Maryrose.
Sarah Mlynowski (Genie in a Bottle (Whatever After #9))