Gyno Quotes

Rock Canyon OB-GYN: We're GYNO-MITE!

He's actually not that good with breasts in general, actually. I mean, it's not like I really know what it's supposed to feel like, but every time he touches my boobs he kind of just massages them hard in a circle. My guno does the same thing when I go in for an exam, so one of them has to be doing it wrong. And to be honest, I don't think it's my gyno.

A gentleman never comes first, and if he does, he better be making it up to his lady tenfold.

Then there is THAT kiss! The one on your forehead. Your face held in both his hands. It’s so soft and longing. Telling you how absolutely treasured you are. It’s not sexual, it’s loving, it’s everything.

I own you, and only you, Tilly. Never will I own another body or soul with such passion. Just like you own every part of me.

I will thank the universe every day for bringing you to me.

When she gets older, she’ll understand the magnetic pull your heart has when its other half is close by. You feel them just as much as see them, and your eyes will find them even in a sea of people.

You’re in control here. You make the rules, I bring the pleasure.

there is no doubt I will rock your world, little one.

I developed the skill of actually giggling when I was uncomfortable, and you should see me at the gyno - it's a goddamn laugh riot.

I should probably be paying attention to, possibly even enthralled by. Especially considering that this is the first date I’ve had in a year. And no, I’m not counting my drunken escapades, those aren’t dates with anyone but the GYNO. I’m careful but also paranoid, in this day and age we have to be. If I had unprotected sexy times, with the way my luck works, I’d get the supercharged UTI to end all UTIs and die alone with 20 cats and a pee bag strapped to my leg.