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On one occasion, a Green Death senior lieutenant commander, phoned down to our mess to ask something, though we never found out what. Itβs worth noting that when answering a mess phone, itβs usually done with some witty comment like βNelsons Column, duty pigeon speaking.β On this occasion the phone rang, and Neil answered, ββWar Office, who wants a fight?ββ
The FOST lieutenant commander shouted, ββWho is the imbecile on the end of this phoneβ?β to which Neil answered, ββWhich end?ββ then promptly slammed the phone down.
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Richie Cannon (Diary of a Young Sailor: The unforgettable story of 16-year-old Rich Cannon, the youngest serving sailor in the Royal Navy Fleet)