The Nanny Lana Ferguson Quotes

You can have good things, but you have to let yourself have them.

I’m angry that you dealt with this alone. I’m angry that you spent all this time worrying that I would push you away without giving me the chance to tell you that there is absolutely no way I’m letting you get away again.

only liars say they’re fine. You know that right?

I let my hand drift to my pocket where the little velvet box sits, grinning against Cassie’s mouth, because we do have plenty to celebrate.

I’m trying to pull myself out of my gloomy mood by blasting Taylor Swift’s entire discography on the drive to the restaurant, but even my Spotify seems to be against me today, playing entirely too much evermore and not nearly enough Red. It’s like the universe wants me to cry today.

For which part: sleeping with your boss, or not telling him he used to watch you diddle your skittle on camera?

I’m too old for princesses,” she says stoically. “Well, when we’re done we can visit the retirement home.

It’s not every day that you find love because of a booby cam.

Her nose wrinkles. “What’s Shrek?” “You’ve never seen Shrek?” “No.” “Sophie. It’s a cultural phenomenon. An epic love story. A comic masterpiece. I can’t in good conscience allow you to continue through life without having seen it.

when I’m getting dicked down within an inch of my life every night.

First of all, you assume any fault to be had is with the man. You have good tits and a better brain, and that means you are automatically hands above the rest.

I just hate the idea of her putting herself through hell with worry when she could have been honest with me.

I guess we would tell her the truth.

I don’t think we’re going to have to worry about those two.” “Praise to the family Madrigal,” I laugh. “Hardly. If I have to hear that damned song one more time, I’ll—” “So, you don’t talk about Bruno?

Wanda says a word she usually only reserves for when the Lakers lose.

I bury it deep as I give him a smile that hopefully says anything but “you used to watch me touch myself.

Humans are slightly taller in the morning than at night.