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Today was the dance contest, the one where Squidward takes over Spongebob's body...During the competition, Squidward gets a cramp and Spongebob's body ends up writhing on the floor in agony. The audience thinks this is pretty cool and gives him First Prize. Quite a metaphor. The person in the most pain wins. Does that mean I get a Blue Ribbon?
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Tom Perrotta (The Leftovers)
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you either die a spongebob or live long enough to become a squidward
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reddit comment
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SpongeBob SquarePants vs. Squidward Tentacles
When SpongeBob SquarePants
tried to have kinky sex with Squidward Tentacles,
SpongeBob was confused
as to whether to suck the octopus's nose
or use Squidward's head as a butt-plug.
SpongeBob appreciated a challenge
and decided to do both at the same time.
Now SpongeBob has a lucrative career
as a Yoga instructor at
Yogis Anonymous in Santa Monica.
Gary the Snail runs the Spin class.
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Beryl Dov
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If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have, I’d have one dollar!” – Squidward on SpongeBob SquarePants
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Full Sea Books (Hollywood’s Favorite Insults and More: The Greatest TV & Movie Insults!)
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We were way too different. I was fun. He was not. I was happy. He was like Squidward from SpongeBob.
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Riley Hart (Pretty Perfect (Boys in Makeup, #1))
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Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?
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Squidward Tentacles
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Please come again… when I’m not working.
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Squidward Tentacles
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Another day, another migraine.
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Squidward Tentacles
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I’m SpongeBob, he’s Squidward, and the address is simply Pineapple Under the Sea.
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Kory Merritt (No Place for Monsters)
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Hey VILLAGER! You’re a stupid Squidward-nose-having donkey-fart-loving lame face!” With a stupid smile on his face. But the villager just laughed it off.
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Crafty Nichole (Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 10 - Prison Break (An Unofficial Minecraft Book))
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I remember watching SpongeBob and laughing as he and Patrick irritated Squidward.
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Apryl Baker (The Ghost Files (The Ghost Files, #1))
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I remember watching SpongeBob and laughing as he and Patrick irritated Squidward. Mom
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Apryl Baker (The Ghost Files (The Ghost Files, #1))
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Squidward Tentacles is a Greedy Bitch {Limerick}
When I was a kid under age eight,
I watched Spongebob with awe and wonder.
Now I've become a blundering squid
(lying in wait with a takeover bid)
to triple my troy weight and plunder.
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Beryl Dov
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remember watching SpongeBob and laughing as he and Patrick irritated Squidward.
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Apryl Baker (The Ghost Files (The Ghost Files, #1))
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I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.
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Squidward
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I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say?
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Squidward
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I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.
That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say?
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Squidward
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Everyone's a critic.
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Squidward Tentacles