Screwed The Pooch Quotes

So many ways to screw the pooch, and just one staggeringly complex, scrupulously modeled, endlessly rehearsed, indefatigably tested way to succeed.

Sometimes you see you can't change the past, and the weight of the present is caught up in the moment, leaving you only a chance of screwing a future pooch. At that moment, in a frisson of insight you'll understand that: Yes, everything does happen for a reason, but that doesn't mean that reason has anything to do with you.

These boys have no idea how badly they have just screwed the pooch. And the pooch is being screwed so hard the fucking cat next door is screaming. There are wolves in Canada looking at one another's assholes right now like FUCK that's uncomfortable what the actual FUCK?

This was like an episode of Cop Rock—so bad you can’t take your eyes off of it. It was a novel sensation because normally I was the one who’d screwed the karmic pooch a little too long and was inevitably caught with his dick in the dog. But that wasn’t the case this time. I was going to enjoy it . . . or so I thought.

I screwed the pooch with Kate—okay, you’re right, where I pretty much fucked the whole kennel

You have more choices. Which means that you have much improved odds of making mistakes. You’re only human. Once in a while, you’re going to screw the pooch.