Sassy Cat Quotes

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Emma rose to her feet, facing the faerie across the fleeing crowd. Gleaming from his weathered, barklike face, his eyes were yellow as a cat's. "Shadowhunter," he hissed. Emma reached back over her shoulder and closed her hand around the hilt of her sword, Cortana. The blade made a golden blur in the air as she drew it and pointed the tip at the fey. "No," she said. "I'm a candygram. This is my costume." The faerie looked puzzled. Emma sighed. "It's so hard to be sassy to the Fair Folk. You people never get jokes." "We are well known for our jests, japes, and ballads," the faerie said, clearly offended. "Some of our ballads last for weeks." "I don't have that kind of time," Emma said. "I'm a Shadowhunter. Quip fast, die young." She wiggled Cortana's tip impatiently. "Now turn out your pockets." "I have done nothing to break the Cold Peace," said the fey. "Technically true, but we do frown on stealing from mundanes," Emma said. "Turn out your pockets or I'll rip off one of your horns and shove it where the sun doesn't shine." The fey looked puzzled. "Where does the sun not shine? Is this a riddle?" Emma gave a martyred sigh and raised Cortana. "Turn them out, or I'll start peeling your bark off. My boyfriend and I just broke up, and I'm not in the best mood." The faerie began slowly to empty his pockets onto the ground, glaring at her all the while. "So you're single," he said. "I never would have guessed.
Cassandra Clare (Lady Midnight (The Dark Artifices, #1))
Watching Sunday Justice in court got Kya thinking about how her family had never had a pet. Not one dog or cat. The only thing close was the female skunk- a silky, slinky, and sassy creature- who lived under the shack. Ma called her Chanel. After a few near misses, they'd gotten to know one another, and Chanel became very polite, only flashing her armament when the kids got too rowdy. She'd come and go, sometimes within feet of whoever was coming up or down the brick 'n' boards. Every spring she'd escort her little kits on forays into the oak woods and along the slipstreams. Them scurrying behind, running into and over one another in black-and-white confusions. Pa, of course, was always threatening to get rid of her, but Jodie, showing maturity far beyond his father's, deadpanned, "Another one'll just move in, and I always reckoned it's better the skunk ya know than the skunk ya don't know.
Delia Owens (Where the Crawdads Sing)
way to respond to such a test is to give an ambiguous answer and then change the topic. For example, you could respond by saying - “It’s hard to know what people mean to say when you cannot see their body language, mannerisms, etc.” Never qualify yourself in your emails. If she mentions in an email that she loves the car that you are standing next to in one of your photographs, get her talking about why she loves it. Ask her about her interest in automobiles. You could even ask her if she has a need for speed. Do not begin talking about how you bought that car last year and it cost you a pretty penny. Do not talk about how it goes from zero to 60 miles per hour in under five seconds or how people always ask you to give them a joyride in it. Do not bite on her bait. A woman will do this to see if a man might slip up and show her exactly how desperate he is to get validation from other people, especially women. Sample questions Which of the following animals do you like? a. Komodo dragon (+5) b. Bonobo (+3) c. Dog (0) d. Cat  (-1) Your friends would describe you as: a. Sweet and supportive (+5) b. Feisty, fun and sassy (+3) c. Strong and independent (0) d. Totally random (-1)
Strategic Lothario (Become Unrejectable: Know what women want and how to attract them to avoid rejection)
Bad Trash ( I Don't Like the Sound of That) Runs in the family R u n s in the f a m i l y- No, that's an atrocity you won't hear from me I don't like the sound of that Not lyin' in a mouse trap- I'm a mofo' sassy cat I don't clean no d i r t y rat No, not my reality Said not M Y reality- Don't shine shit in front of me and call it my reality! I don't like the sound of that Cruel intentions get tires flat I say what will shine for me I say what will bleed for me I call out the trash to me Bad trash always dies for me Clawed out my own reality The top from the back alley I don't run in the family I run far from the alley Calling all my sour soulmates- Recovering a l l e y c a ts You all clean up so good now No bad, bad trash, just LoVe pats! No bad trash, just LoVe pats
Casey Renee Kiser (Confessions of a D3AD Petal)
My birthday is September 7th,” I tell her. “Doesn’t surprise me that you’re a Virgo. Next,” she prompts sassily, waiting for my next answer. I bite my lip, tempted to spank her ass and give her a reason to be sassy.
H.D. Carlton (Hunting Adeline (Cat and Mouse, #2))
I shot her a look. “You of all people should know how dangerous my silence is. The longer my brain gets to working, the more I give my madcap plans credence. I was debating the merits of leaving a trail of catnip through the warehouse tonight—a stray cat infestation is the exact thing to keep Otthmann and the others occupied.
Katherine McIntyre (The Airship Also Rises (Take to the Skies #3))
Darius was clearly of the opinion that the air was also man's dominion. And that with paddle or fin or pinion we soon or late shall navigate the azure, as now we sail the sea. The thing looks simple enough to me. And if you doubt it, see how Darius reasoned about it. "The birds can fly, an why can't I? Must we give in?" says he with a grin, "that the Blue bird and Feeby Are smarter than we be?" "Just fold our hands and see the Swalla, and the Black bird and the Cat bird beat us holla? Or tell me that chatterin' sassy little wren knows more 'en men? Just show me that. Or prove that the bat has got more brains than's in my hat, an' I'll back down. An' not till then.
John Townsend Trowbridge
Darius was clearly of the opinion that the air was also man's dominion. And that with paddle or fin or pinion we soon or late shall navigate the azure, as now we sail the sea. The thing looks simple enough to me. And if you doubt it, see how Darius reasoned about it. "The birds can fly, an why can't I? Must we give in?" says he with a grin, "that the Blue bird and Feeby Are smarter than we be?" "Just fold our hands and see the Swalla, and the Black bird and the Cat bird beat us holla? Or tell me that chatterin' sassy little wren knows more 'en men? Just show me that. Or prove that the bat has got more brains than's in my hat, an' I'll back down. An' not till then.” From "Darius Green and His Flying Machine
John Townsend Trowbridge
Rahatça boş laflar edebileceğin son anlar bunlar. Kitapları belaya bulaşmadan serbest bırakamazsan, bu labirentten çıkman imkansızlaşır." Beklemediği bu uyarı karşısında Rintaro ne diyeceğini şaşırdı. "Bunu söylememiştin..." "Elbette söylemedim. Söyleseydim benimle gelmezdin her halde. Bu dünyada birçok şeyi bilmemek çok daha iyi olur." "Hiç hoş değil... "Neresi hoş değil? Mahzun, salak gibi bir suratla oturup duruyordun. Kaybedeceğin bir şey yok.
Sōsuke Natsukawa (The Cat Who Saved Books (The Cat Who..., #1))
anyway, if it comes to it, we can always eat the cats.” Gran whipped her cane around and smacked Quinn on her butt before she could dart out of the way. “More likely, I’ll eat the sassy human first.
Kyla Stone (Edge of Darkness (Edge of Collapse, #3))
It’s a simple question. The kind of question anyone would ask on the first date. Or even before the first date just in case the man ends up being an obsessive stalker who murders people.” I tip my head back, a deep laugh pouring from my throat. “My birthday is September 7th,” I tell her. “Doesn’t surprise me that you’re a Virgo. Next,” she prompts sassily, waiting for my next answer. I bite my lip, tempted to spank her ass and give her a reason to be sassy. “Meadows, baby. Our last name is Meadows.
H.D. Carlton (Hunting Adeline (Cat and Mouse, #2))