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They speak of 'the football season', but as far as I am aware the football season takes an entire calendar year to go full cycle. I believe there might be a day somewhere in early July, every other year, where football is not happening. One that day there is twenty-four hours of programming in which the men in front of the green screens discuss how much they can't wait to have football back.
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Laura Lexx (Klopp Actually: (Imaginary) Life with Football's Most Sensible Heartthrob)