Honey Boo Boo Quotes

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I'm Min's fairy godmother, Charm Boy,' Liza said, frowning down at him. 'And if you don't give her a happily ever after, I'm going to come back and beat you to death with a snow globe.' What happened to "bibbity bobbity boo"?' Cal asked Min. That was Disney, honey,' Min said. 'It wasn't a documentary.
Jennifer Crusie (Bet Me)
When I pointed to him his palms slipped slightly, leaving greasy sweat streaks on the wall, and he hooked his thumbs in his belt. A strange spasm shook him, as if he heard fingernails scrape slate, but as I gazed at him in wonder the tension slowly drained from his face. His lips parted into a timid smile, and our neighbor’s image blurred with my sudden tears. “Hey, Boo,” I said. “Mr. Arthur, honey,” said Atticus, gently correcting me. “Jean Louise, this is Mr. Arthur Radley. I believe he already knows you.
Harper Lee (To Kill a Mockingbird)
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Rachel Renée Russell (TV Star (Dork Diaries #7))
The stock image of the early twentieth century, the "Negro" minstrel, a rural simpleton, the journalist Barbara Ehrenreich notes, has now been upgraded, whitened, and continued in such television programs as Duck Dynasty and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
Arlie Russell Hochschild (Strangers in Their Own Land: Anger and Mourning on the American Right)
I don’t know about your parental units, but mine really have it together when it comes to laundry. They have it together in many other ways, such as having a fully stocked fridge at all times—and not just with the basics, like bread, milk, and eggs. I’m talking about luxury spices that you might only see in a wicker basket on Chopped, vegan food items that Oprah has endorsed, and enough produce to make a fresh summer salad whenever the mood strikes. Just like when Honey Boo Boo said everyone is a little bit gay, it seems like every parent is a little bit Gwyneth Paltrow: the Goop Years after the kids leave the house. And Ma and Pa Robinson are no exception.
Phoebe Robinson (You Can't Touch My Hair: And Other Things I Still Have to Explain)
Red velvet, that's the color of her dress. Red velvet cake, that's the taste of her breasts. Stimulate her mind, I'm so mean with this mess. If I told you I'm the best of the best, feel that passion in your heart, that's the pain in your chest. Better than the rest, lay to rest the exes that didn't pass on that test. That's real, that's real. Motivate her soul, that's something they couldn't do. Make her fall in love with the word play, now she callin me boo. Wow, what a beautiful start with such a cold beginning. Let this fire last like everyday is a new ending. Set her mind up for the greatest of the great, lay to rest her crown on her head like it's intentional fate. Let her benefit from these benefits, drive her drive like ain't no breaks in this bitch. Even if I was poor or if I was rich, I stimulate her soul like it's a fire in this bitch. She ain't going no where, I'm the best with this trend. Influence her mind, body and spirit, ain't no seeing the end.
Jose R. Coronado (The Land Flowing With Milk And Honey)
After all that shit Boo took Honey through in regards to her stripping, he follows her down to Atlanta to run a strip club that she inherited from one of her old bosses.
Mz. Lady P. (Thug Mansion (Thug Passion Book 8))
there. A cold hearted bitch that just didn’t give a fuck at the moment had replaced the Honey I loved. “Boo,
Mz. Lady P. (Remy and Rose' 3:: Me and You Against the World)
Yeah, but life can't be fascinating all the time.' 'Oh, honey. Mine is. If it gets boring for longer than two weeks, I make adjustments.' I smile right into her eyes. 'And it's paid off because I now live with Houndy, who is a lobsterman, and the thing about him is that he could talk to me for four days straight without stopping about lobsters and their shells and the different tides and the sky, and nothing he ever said would bore me because the language that Houndy uses is really speaking in is all about love and life and death and appreciation and gratitude and funny moments.' Her eyes flicker, and I see in her face that she knows exactly what I mean. 'I feel like that when I"m at work,' she says softly. 'I work in a nursery school, so I get to spend my days sitting on the floor with three-and-four-year-olds, talking. People think it must be the most boring thing in the world, but oh my God! They tell me about the most astonishing things. They get into philosophical discussions about their boo-boos and about how worms on the sidewalk get their feeling hurt sometimes, and why the yellow crayon is the meanest one but the purple one is nice. Can you believe it? They know the personalities of crayons.
Maddie Dawson (Matchmaking for Beginners)
I’ve never seen a coyote at the moment its ears pick up the sound of doomed prey, but as I watch Declan watching Steve, I feel like I’m pretty close right now. It’s like When Animals Attack: Boston Brahmin Brawl—coming soon on The Learning Channel, right after Honey Boo Boo!
Julia Kent (Shopping for a Billionaire (Shopping for a Billionaire, #1))
«Ehilà, reginetta di bellezza, sei pronta?» la voce di Rhage lo raggiunse in bagno. «O hai in mente di depilarti le sopracciglia?» Qhuinn diede una rapida controllata alle basette con la mano. A posto. «Vaffanculo, Hollywood», strillò al di sopra del getto d'acqua. Chiuse il rubinetto e uscì dalla doccia, asciugandosi mentre tornava in camera da letto. Ritto accanto a un Tohr tutto sorridente, Rhage teneva le braccia dietro la schiena. «Bel modo di parlare al tuo cazzo di stilista.» Qhuinn li guardò torvo. «Se lì dietro avete un tessuto hawaiano vi uccido.» Rhage guardò Tohr, sogghignando. Quando l'altro fratello annuì, Hollywood tirò fuori quello che nascondeva dietro il corpo mastodontico. Qhuinn rimase impietrito. «Un momento… quello è uno…» «Smoking, credo che si chiami così», lo interruppe Rhage. «S–M–O–K–I–N–G.» «È della tua taglia», disse Tohr. «E Butch dice che lo stilista è il migliore su piazza.» «Ha lo stesso nome di un'automobile», bofonchiò Rhage. «Non ci si crede… uno tutto pieno di sé, con la puzza sotto il naso…» «Ehi, avete visto anche voi Honey Boo Boo?» chiese Lassiter, piombando nella stanza. «Woooow, bello smoking…» «Solo perché insisti ad accendere la tele su quell'orrore di reality nella sala del biliardo.» Hollywood si voltò proprio mentre V entrava dietro l'angelo. «Qhuinn non sapeva nemmeno cos'era, Vishous.» «Lo smoking?» V si accese una delle sue sigarette rollate a mano. «Per forza. È un vero maschio.» «Allora vuol dire che Butch è una ragazza», fece notare Rhage. «Perché l'ha comprato lui.» «Ehi, quanta gente, siamo già nel pieno della festa», esclamò Trez, sopraggiungendo insieme ad iAm. «Oh, bello smoking. Non è un Tom Ford?» «Non era un Dick Chrysler?», scherzò Rhage. «O un Harry GM… no, aspetta, questa suona come una battutaccia…» «Meglio che ti vesti, Raperonzolo.» V controllò l'orologio. «Non abbiamo molto tempo.» «Questo sì che è un signor smoking», sentenziò Phury, spalancando la porta insieme a Z. «Ne ho uno identico.» «Fritz ha già acceso le candele», annunciò Rehv alle spalle dei gemelli. «Ehi, bello smoking. Ne ho uno identico.» «Anch'io», ribadì Phury. «Il taglio è fantastico, vero?» «Le spalle, giusto? Tom Ford è il migliore…» Un pandemonio. Totale. Assoluto. Osservando la scena, con tutti quei vampiri che parlavano uno sopra l'altro, dandosi il cinque e scambiandosi pacche sul sedere, Qhuinn rimase per un attimo senza fiato. Poi abbassò gli occhi sull'anello che gli aveva regalato Blay. Avere una famiglia era… proprio, incredibilmente meraviglioso. «Grazie», disse piano. Tutti si bloccarono di colpo, voltandosi verso di lui e guardandolo, immobili, in perfetto silenzio. Fu Z a prendere la parola, con gli occhi gialli che brillavano. «Mettiti il vestito della festa. Ci vediamo giù di sotto, playboy.» Le pacche sulle spalle si sprecarono via via che tutti, uscendo, lo salutavano. Poi Qhuinn rimase da solo con il suo smoking. «Coraggio, diamoci una mossa», disse all'abito.
J.R. Ward (Lover at Last (Black Dagger Brotherhood, #11))
Eye Hate U" U have just accessed the Hate Experience Do U wish 2 change your entry? Very well, please enjoy your experience I never thought that U would be the one After all the things that we've been through U gave your body 2 another in the name of fun I hope U had some baby, if not, boo hoo It's so sad but I hate U like a day without sunshine It's so bad but I hate U cuz U're all that's ever on my mind Honey, I hate U - Now everyday would be a waste of time Cuz I hate U I never thought that I could feel this way 2 fall in love was a table reserved 4 fools Say U're sorry if U wanna but it's all in vain I'm out the door sweet baby, that's right, we're through It's so sad but I hate U like a day without sunshine It's so bad but I hate U cuz U're all that's ever on my mind Honey, I hate U - Now everyday would be a waste of time Cuz I hate U This court is now in session Would the defendant please rise? State your name 4 the court Never mind (Billy Jack Bitch) U're being charged with one 2 many counts of heartbreaking In the 1st degree I don't give a damn about the others My main concern is U and me Your honor, may I call 2 the stand my one and only witness? A girl that know damn well she didn't have no damn business I know what U did, how U did it and uh.. who U did it with So U might as well plead guilty cuz U sure can't plead the 5th Now raise your right hand Do U swear 2 tell the whole truth Not the half truth like U used 2 so help U God? Nod your head one time if U hear me If U don't, I'll have 2 use the rod Anything 2 make U see that uh.. U're gonna miss me Yeah, U're gonna miss me Uh, uh, uh, oh! If it please the court I'd like 2 have the defendant place her hands behind her back So I can tie her up tight and get into the act The act of showing her how good it used 2 be I want it 2 be so good she falls back in love with me Close your eyes I'm gonna cover your ass with this sheet And I want U 2 pump your hips like U used 2 And, baby, U better stay on the beat Did U do 2 your other man the same things that U did 2 me? Right now I hate U so much I wanna make love until U see That it's killin' me, baby, 2 be without U Cuz all I ever wanted 2 do was 2 be with U ... ow! I hate U (I hate U) Because I love U (Because I love U) But I can't love U (I can't love U) Because I hate U (I hate U) Prince, The Gold Experience (1995)
Prince Rogers Nelson
Images of poor, inarticulate people are disturbing to audiences, especially upscale ones (read: people with disposable incomes who can respond to advertising). That’s why we don’t show poverty on TV unless we’re laughing at it (Honey Boo Boo) or chasing it in squad cars (Cops).
Matt Taibbi (Hate Inc.: Why Today’s Media Makes Us Despise One Another)