Eliot Porter Quotes

I grab my bag and open the door, trying to ignore him. But ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tutu. A really hot elephant-in a very manly tutu.

Ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tut. A really hot elephant in a tutu... a very manly tutu." -Jess

I want you to know if we die right now, I won't be able to distinguish if I've made it to heaven or not, because I'm already sitting here with you.. like this." -Gray Porter

Tatooine, huh? So awesome you know Star Wars facts,” he adds nodding. “Do you ever watch the animated stuff?” Grin. Grin. Grin. I'm seriously at risk of an old-style faint. Holy-WTHECK? My neck and cheeks are volcano-hot. My entire chest swarms with an uncontrollable butterfly attack. Butterfly riot. Butterfly massacre. Person slaughtered: Me. Method used: Dimple. The guy has a dimple. Of course he does. To match the Hollywood chin divot. To make the lump on my forehead pound even harder. Points for Gray Porter: 3,000,000-bajallion, trillion to the millionth power.

O the moon shone bright on Mrs. Porter / And on her daughter / They wash their feet in soda water.

As awkward as this moment is, I'm intrigued with the possibilities of what this could mean. Gray Porter holding up my bangs while I memorize the depth of his chin divot ranks at the top of my things-that-have-overly-surprised me list! I don't really have such a list. But when I get home, I'm making one.

But ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tutu. A really hot elephant—in a very manly tutu.

Pretend-dating Gray Porter is going to be like pretend-dating a rainbow. Everyone looks at him all the time.

Perhaps the central question about [Eliot] Porter's work is about the relationship between science, aesthetics, and environmental politics. His brother, the painter and critic Fairfield Porter, wrote in a 1960 review of [Porter's] colour photographs: 'There is no subject and background, every corner is alive,' and this suggests what an ecological aesthetic might look like.

If only Gray Porter had never wandered into my dreams. Including the good, waking ones.

Person slaughtered: Me. Method used: Dimple. The guy has a dimple. Of course he does. To match the Hollywood chin divot. To make the lump on my forehead pound even harder. Pointes for Gray Porter: 3,000,000-bajallion, trillion to the millionth power.

Edward is very angry with the porter. It is to this that the nationalisation of the railways has brought us. Laura sat on the pile of suitcases and waited. She agreed with Edward about the incompetence of British Railways. It wasn’t worth arguing about. It seemed that it was a general rule of life that things deteriorated after a war.