Cushion For The Pushin Quotes

How do you tell if Chunky Charlie is fat? For one, you should be able to feel his ribs when you palpate his side. It doesn’t count if they’re shrouded under a layer of fat. You should also be able to see his ribs when he runs or stretches out. When viewing Charlie from the side, there should be an abdominal tuck (No pot bellies, please! We want to see a waist!) and a well-proportioned lumbar hourglass figure when viewed from above. The tail base should have a smooth contour (no cushion for the pushin’), and the bony structures of the hips and pelvis should be palpable under a thin layer of skin. How

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dirty-talking (to a couch), slut-shaming (the same couch), light BDSM (couch spanking), technical furniture v0re/

For legal reasons, the authors are clearly stating that there is no hard evidence that any Republican vice presidential candidate has ever had or desired sexual relations with furniture or oceanic mammals.

Dennis J. Rance has been under immense pressure since being chosen as the Vice Presidential Candidate.

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Trent, his running mate,

Trent Donaldson

but Dennis knew to the marrow of his bones what was to blame for his college-long dry spell: feminism.

Thinking about all that slick, gray flesh really got his motor humming,

FINFUCKERS apparently led to Finance Bro porn, rather than his favorite human-dolphin content creator, FINFUCKERZ

President Dennis J. Rance was was going to fucking flood this slutty sofa with cum.

Dennis hadn’t meant to cuckold his couch,

Oh yeah, this couch wanted to be bred.

I’m going to fuck you so hard you won’t remember a time before my cock owned you.