Coolest Couple Quotes

I’m still eleven years old and still a scrawny dude. As much as I want to say being a ninja bulked me up a bunch, it hasn’t, but that’s a good thing since a beefy ninja would be weird looking. Buchanan School has been good to me. I was the new kid at the start of the year, but nobody really gave me gruff about it. Cool kids and sports stars fill the hallways between classes, and I do my best to stay off everyone’s radar. I’m what some people might call a “comic book nerd,” but I prefer the term “aficionado,” which means I’m more of an expert in comics and less of a nerd. It’s a term I learned from my cousin, Zoe. She’s the coolest cousin in the world, but don’t tell her I said that. I’ve become better friends with Brayden, the werewolf hunter, but I wouldn’t say we’re “best friends.” We’ve hung out a couple times outside of school to watch bad horror movies and make fun of them. Trust me when I say it’s a lot more fun than it sounds. Zoe came over once and even she laughed a couple times. About

I’ve been your friend for a long time,” he said, “and you’re the coolest girl I know. Actually, that’s not true. You’re the coolest person I know. You’re cooler than all the girls and the boys, and you’re way cooler than me. Right now I should be the one crying. But I should actually be dead right now, and you saved my life. You’re a hero, Stevi. And it’s okay to give up sometimes or doubt yourself. I give up everyday and I doubt myself all the time. But being your friend for the past couple months has been helping me. And today, Stevi, you showed me that you are a leader. And it’s not because you’re a tomboy or because of your name and it’s not because you’re a girl. It’s because you’re Stevi and you’re really cool.

I suddenly remembered that I owned a couple of Persian cats a while back. They were such debutantes that I could have taught them how to dial 911, and immediately afterwards had a stroke in front of them that caused me to writhe on the floor while gasping for air and screaming,“call 9-1-1.” They would have ignored my pleas, turned their collective backs on me, and stuck their noses in the air, before they strutted down the street to go on about their feline business of being the coolest cats on the block. They were some cold bitches! But I digress.