Batman Trilogy Quotes

There are no heroes and there are no villains. There are just opposing points of view. That's all history is... the viscously long battle between world views. And eventually -Finally- no matter how much it may hurt, Truth wins out. Every. Damn. Time.

Holy freaking heartbreaking Batman.

There are no other men when it comes to you, do you understand me, Holly? None. You belong to me.” Whoa. Holy possessive alpha-male alert, Batman.

As if Batman Forever wasn’t bad enough, Seal had to go and record this song.

Uh… the Batman to my Robin?” I ask, suddenly realising that I have no idea what almost-eleven-year-olds watch or read or… any-fucking-thing.

Dude, you’re going to be my partner in crime, okay? The Bonnie to my Clyde. The—” “Who?” “Uh… the Batman to my Robin?” I ask, suddenly realising that I have no idea what almost-eleven-year-olds watch or read or… any-fucking-thing.  “O-okay.

So thank you for the totally unnecessary judgements, Budget Batman.

Done a spell in the army as a batman for a titled gentleman, you’d have heard of him. One day he’s sent me down to the chemist in the village. For what, sir? Nothing. Beg pardon, sir? Nothing. Simply ask the chemist in person, explain you’re from the Manor, you’d like the usual nothing, and wait for the package. The package, sir? Yes. Of what, sir? Nothing. Nothing, sir? Stop complicating matters, are you deaf? Pg134