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My every minute has been spent in back-to-back meetings with florists, dress designers, and so many other professionals that they are starting to
blend. Because why wouldn't my demented ex put me in charge of planning the wedding that he's forcing me into?
So, I've been making the best of the situation and really nurturing my mental health.
Dress designer?
"I'd like to have ocean vibes for my. dress.”
“No, not a mermaid dress. I'm looking for an octopus dress.”
"No, like actual tentacles. If it doesn't have ten-foot tentacles, Leon and I will be devastated. They're very symbolic of our love.”
“No, not as a train, they need to float around me, and I have to be able to control them, just
like a real octopus.”
Cake designer?
“Have you heard of spam? It's a delicacy from the Mortal Realm. That's the flavor I want.
"No icing. I want to SEE the spam. It's a symbol of prosperity. Put spam on everything.
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