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You know, I'm like Avis rent-a-car: Because I'm insignificant, I try harder.

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mais je crois qu’elle aurait tout autant de chances d’être heureuse, si elle épousait Mr. Bingley demain que si elle se met à étudier son caractère pendant une année entière ; car le bonheur en ménage est pure affaire de hasard. La félicité de deux époux ne m’apparaît pas devoir être plus grande du fait qu’ils se connaissaient à fond avant leur mariage ; cela n’empêche pas les divergences de naître ensuite et de provoquer les inévitables déceptions. Mieux vaut, à mon avis, ignorer le plus possible les défauts de celui qui partagera votre existence !

Miss Brood is my right hand,” he told them. “She’s here seven days a week sometimes, and it’s only a part-time position. Avis, this is my niece Kate, who’s getting married today, and her sister, Bunny, and my brother-in-law, Louis Battista.” “Congratulations,” Miss Brood said, rising from her chair. She had turned a bright pink, for some reason. She was one of those people who look teary-eyed when they blush. “Tell them how you got the name ‘Avis,’ ” Uncle Theron said. Then, without waiting for her to speak, he said to the others, “She was delivered in a rental car.” “Oh, Reverend Dell,” Miss Brood said with a tinkly laugh. “They don’t want to hear about that!” “It was an unexpected birth,” Uncle Theron explained. “Unexpectedly rapid, that is. Of course the birth itself was expected.” “Well, naturally! It’s not as if Mama intended to have me in the car,” Miss Brood said. Dr. Battista said, “Thank God it wasn’t a Hertz.

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Avis: Summon a flock of birds that flies out of your wand and poops on your enemy’s car. The birds can do other stuff, but the poop is the most annoying thing about them.

They drive an Avis Grey Lady, a car that costs the same as a modest house.

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The one-year pilot program could be broadened if successful. City officials expect to pick winners by early summer, and public hearings will be held. The bids are expected to bring in new revenue for the city. But City Hall officials say the primary goal is to encourage more people to ditch their cars, eventually opening up more spaces. In weighing the bids, the Walsh administration will consider geographic factors, in part to put some of the designated spaces in places without good rapid transit options. “For certain neighborhoods and certain areas of the city . . . car-sharing could be a more affordable option than owning a car and finding a place to park it,’’ City Councilor Michelle Wu said. “The question is, where are these spots coming from and what does the parking situation look like for residents in those neighborhoods already?’’ Boston-based Zipcar, a subsidiary of Avis Budget Group, and Enterprise Holdings are likely to bid for the designated spaces as a way to expand their substantial local operations. Zipcar, for example, already has approximately 1,200 vehicles in and around the city. Nearly all of those cars are now parked on private property.

C’est pour créer cette illusion qu’on a inventé le « suffrage universel » : c’est l’opinion de la majorité qui est supposée faire la loi ; mais ce dont on ne s’aperçoit pas, c’est que l’opinion est quelque chose que l’on peut très facilement diriger et modifier ; on peut toujours, à l’aide de suggestions appropriées, y provoquer des courants allant dans tel ou tel sens déterminé ; nous ne savons plus qui a parlé de « fabriquer l’opinion », et cette expression est tout à fait juste, bien qu’il faille dire, d’ailleurs, que ce ne sont pas toujours les dirigeants apparents qui ont en réalité à leur disposition les moyens nécessaires pour obtenir ce résultat. Cette dernière remarque donne sans doute la raison pour laquelle l’incompétence des politiciens les plus « en vue » semble n’avoir qu’une importance très relative ; mais, comme il ne s’agit pas ici de démonter les rouages de ce qu’on pourrait appeler la « machine à gouverner », nous nous bornerons à signaler que cette incompétence même offre l’avantage d’entretenir l’illusion dont nous venons de parler : c’est seulement dans ces conditions, en effet, que les politiciens en question peuvent apparaître comme l’émanation de la majorité, étant ainsi à son image, car la majorité, sur n’importe quel sujet qu’elle soit appelée à donner son avis, est toujours constituée par les incompétents, dont le nombre est incomparablement plus grand que celui des hommes qui sont capables de se prononcer en parfaite connaissance de cause.

La vie et encore assez douce pour nous… même si nous savons que cela ne tardera pas. Et cela aussi sera un bien. Même la mort sera un bien, je pense, non parce qu’elle mettra fin aux anciennes amertumes, mais parce qu’à mon avis elle sera la dernière des aigres saveurs qui m’ont signalé que j’étais en vie. Par-dessous toutes choses je continue d’entendre le cri de la terre, mais il n’affecte plus ce que je vois et ce que je fais. Au contraire, il rehausse mes plaisirs, car le lever du soleil est plus éclatant à couse des sombres gouffres au fond de moi, et la sourire de Saranna est plus chaleureux à cause de la cruauté que j’ai connue, et les soins que je prodigue aux gens et aux animaux ont plus de valeur à cause des tueries que j’ai commises.

Avis Budget, recognising the emerging threat, spent $500m last year buying Zipcar, the world’s largest example of a “car club”, a form of sharing in which vehicles are parked on the streets and users can rent them, using a swipe-card, by the hour. In theory, the giant hire firms are well-placed to operate the car-club model: conventional rentals peak during the week, whereas club-car use peaks at weekends, so they can achieve high utilisation rates by shifting cars between the two services. Car clubs and other forms of sharing are proving especially attractive to young drivers. That is encouraging the carmakers to return to a business they have dabbled in before (Hertz has been owned by both Ford and GM; and GM once part-owned Avis).

[...] C’est pour créer cette illusion qu’on a inventé le « suffrage universel » : c’est l’opinion de la majorité qui est supposée faire la loi ; mais ce dont on ne s’aperçoit pas, c’est que l’opinion est quelque chose que l’on peut très facilement diriger et modifier ; on peut toujours, à l’aide de suggestions appropriées, y provoquer des courants allant dans tel ou tel sens déterminé ; nous ne savons plus qui a parlé de « fabriquer l’opinion », et cette expression est tout à fait juste, bien qu’il faille dire, d’ailleurs, que ce ne sont pas toujours les dirigeants apparents qui ont en réalité à leur disposition les moyens nécessaires pour obtenir ce résultat. Cette dernière remarque donne sans doute la raison pour laquelle l’incompétence des politiciens les plus « en vue » semble n’avoir qu’une importance très relative ; mais, comme il ne s’agit pas ici de démonter les rouages de ce qu’on pourrait appeler la « machine à gouverner », nous nous bornerons à signaler que cette incompétence-même offre l’avantage d’entretenir l’illusion dont nous venons de parler : c’est seulement dans ces conditions, en effet, que les politiciens en question peuvent apparaître comme l’émanation de la majorité, étant ainsi à son image, car la majorité, sur n’importe quel sujet qu’elle soit appelée à donner son avis, est toujours constituée par les incompétents, dont le nombre est incomparablement plus grand que celui des hommes qui sont capables de se prononcer en parfaite connaissance de cause.

Attack a heavily guarded train full of Jewish prisoners?” one asked. “Have you lost your mind, Avi?” “Of course not—have you?” Avi retorted, his face flush with anger. “They’re Jewish prisoners. Isn’t it our job to save them—or some of them, at least—if we possibly can?” “Not if it’s a suicide mission,” the commander shot back. “How do you plan to do it?” “I’d like twenty-two men,” Avi said. “Two experts in explosives to blow up the tracks. Two snipers plus another half-dozen trained marksmen to take out the SS troops and provide cover. I’ll also need a half-dozen men with bolt cutters and wire cutters and the like to open up the train cars, and a third half-dozen to drive the getaway cars.

True: The popular idea of God cannot rescue you from the perils of everyday living. For instance, besides being careful with so many other things, you still have to tie your camel, lock your car and, of course, watch over your mobile phone. But faith, in a higher energy, in the process of Life, is an amazing tool. It helps you cope better with complex situations. It may not help you solve your problems immediately. But it can surely help you last longer, so that you can work harder at finding solutions to your problems. Faith also helps immensely in dealing with imponderable, inscrutable, Life situations when no human logic really works. Let’s say you have locked your car and stepped on to the road; and just then an earthquake strikes. Don’t you think it is still possible that you may want to look up at the sky: And pray that you are not swallowed by the earth!? Or, simply, surrender to the process of Life!?

Aussi incroyable que cela puisse paraître, pendant l’âge d’or du communisme, même les livres étaient condamnés à la prison, une prison réelle, concrète, tangible, incarnée dans les soi-disant « Fonds secrets de livres » ou « Fonds spéciaux de livres ». Car si de l’avis des formateurs politiques de Ceaușescu certains livres représentaient une menace pour le régime communiste, ils étaient tout de suite interdits à la lecture et incarcérés dans l’un des deux fonds cités plus haut. Parmi ces victimes innocentes de la persécution communiste on pouvait compter L’Archipel du Goulag, publié en 1973, créé par Alexandre Soljenitsyne, La Ferme des animaux, publié en 1945, crée par George Orwell, Docteur Jivago, publié en 1957, créé par Boris Pasternak, ou Les Droits de l’homme, publié en 1791, créés par Thomas Paine. Ceux-ci, et beaucoup d’autres, ont été interdits au public lecteur, car par leurs connotations politiques ils pouvaient sérieusement nuire au communisme. Le même destin a été appliqué à la Bible, au Talmud et à de nombreuses autres publications à caractère religieux, ainsi qu’à certains livres qui, pour des raisons de nature sociale, comme c’est le cas de l’ouvrage de Ken Kelsey, Vol au-dessus d’un nid de coucou, publié en 1962, ou même érotique (comme Le Décaméron du xive siècle écrit par Giovanni Boccaccio) étaient incarcérés dans ces fonds spéciaux ou secrets, presque inaccessibles.

Spending her eighties in constant thrall to findmypast.com, familyhistory.net.au, yesterdaygeneaology.com and ancestor.com, Aunty Eily had tracked down the 1850s address of Conor Cleary’s father Daniel and mother Maureen to 28 New Way, Templemore. The street still existed and the Avis car’s GPS took Ryan there.

I got lucky, just barely catching the last train. The car was full of happy drunks and couples in love for the night.

America may be losing a competitive edge in many enterprises, from cars to space, riffed National Public Radio host Scott Simon in the summer of 2010, "but as long as we can devise a five-bladed, mineral-oil-saturated razor, we face the future well-shaved.

Les populistes sont des entrepreneurs politiques qui s’efforcent de conquérir la plus grosse part de marché possible, au besoin à l’aide d’un peu de kitsch romantique. On ne voit pas très bien comment ils envisagent, une fois qu’ils auront obtenu le pouvoir, leurs relations avec ceux qui ne sont pas de leur avis, car la démocratie est le pouvoir de la majorité dans le respect de la minorité – sinon, elle dégénère en cette fameuse “dictature de la majorité”, et nous voilà encore plus loin du but.

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