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There was a particularly absurd scene one breakfast. Leiser raised the lid of a jam-pot, peered inside and, turning to Avery, asked, ‘Is this bee-honey?’ Johnson leant across the table, knife in one hand, bread and butter in the other. ‘We don’t say that, Fred. We just call it honey.’ ‘That’s right, honey. Bee-honey.’ ‘Just honey,’ Johnson repeated. ‘In England we just call it honey.’ Leiser carefully replaced the lid, pale with anger. ‘Don’t you tell me what to say.
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