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Yo mama is so stupid… she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition (World's Funniest Jokes 2))
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Yo mama is so ugly… she made the Devil go to church!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so fat… when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so fat… when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
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Mature Jokemaker Jr. (Yo Mama Jokes - 555 Funny Insults: The New And Best Ones)
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Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!
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Mature Jokemaker Jr. (Yo Mama Jokes - 555 Funny Insults: The New And Best Ones)
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Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she´s smuggling a Volkswagen.
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Mature Jokemaker Jr. (Yo Mama Jokes - 555 Funny Insults: The New And Best Ones)
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Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition (World's Funniest Jokes 2))
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Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition (World's Funniest Jokes 2))
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Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes (World's Funniest Jokes))
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Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes (World's Funniest Jokes))
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Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition (World's Funniest Jokes 2))
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Yo mama is so lazy… she's got a remote control just to operate her remote control!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so short … she broke her legs jumping off the toilet!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so skinny… she turned sideways and disappeared.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says, “Stay over there!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so old… she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so old… that when she was in school there was no history class.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
IP Freely (Jokes: Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! Over 225 Hilarious and Funny Knock Knock Jokes (Jokes, Jokes For Kids, Jokes And Riddles, Yo Mama Jokes, Funny Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Brain Teasers, Rhymes))
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Yo mama is so fat… she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so bald… Mr. Clean was jealous.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl! Yo
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so fat… when she wears a red dress all the kids scream look it’s the Kool-Aid man.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… she turned Medusa to stone!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so fat… her blood type is gravy! Yo
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so old… that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so fat… when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please”.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid! Yo
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so stupid… she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so stupid… she went to the library to find Facebook!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so stupid… she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… I told her to take out the trash and we never saw her again! Yo mama is so ugly… even Hello Kitty said goodbye!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… she scared the crap out of a toilet! Yo
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so old… she has an autographed Bible! Yo
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes (World's Funniest Jokes))
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Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes (World's Funniest Jokes))
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Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes (World's Funniest Jokes))
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What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?
-About 20 pounds.
-Yo mama carries more passengers.
-Not everyone's been on a 747.
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Oliver Oliver Reed
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Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes (World's Funniest Jokes))
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If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition (World's Funniest Jokes 2))
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Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
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Oliver Oliver Reed (155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition (World's Funniest Jokes 2))
Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?” Yo
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… people put pictures of her on their car to prevent theft! Yo
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.” Yo
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so bald… she looks like Vin Diesel’s twin! Yo
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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she used to babysit Adam and Eve! Yo
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama so dumb, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
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Puma Pants (Yo Mama Jokes: The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes (Humor of the Funny Kind 2))
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mama so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do livestock".
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Puma Pants (Yo Mama Jokes: The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes (Humor of the Funny Kind 2))
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Yo mama so fat, she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
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Puma Pants (Yo Mama Jokes: The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes (Humor of the Funny Kind 2))
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Yo mama so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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Puma Pants (Yo Mama Jokes: The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes (Humor of the Funny Kind 2))
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Yo mama so fat, she left her iphone in her back pocket and it turned into an ipad.
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Puma Pants (Yo Mama Jokes: The Ultimate Yo Mama Joke Book with Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Yo Mama Jokes (Humor of the Funny Kind 2))
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Yo mama is so fat… when she dives into the ocean there is a tsunami-warning!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so stupid… when they said that it is chilly outside, she went outside with a bowl and a spoon.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so poor… her TV has two channels: ON and OFF!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so poor… she can't afford to pay attention!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so poor… a tornado hit her house and did a home improvement!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so fat… she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow… that when she smiles traffic slows down.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so fat… when she wore a blue and green sweater, everyone thought she was planet Earth.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so fat… she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so fat… she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so fat… she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so stupid… she sold her car for gas money.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so poor… birds throw bread at her!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so hairy… you need a lawnmower to shave her back!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow… I can't believe it's not butter.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so stupid… it took her two hours to watch 60 seconds.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so stupid… she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so fat… that when she wanted a waterbed, they had to put a cover over the Pacific Ocean.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so stupid… she bought a ticket to Xbox Live!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… they passed a law saying she could only do online shopping!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… she’s the reason blind dates were invented!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… she looked out the window and got arrested!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… for Halloween she trick-or-treats on the phone!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so stupid… she tried to climb Mountain Dew!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… I told her to take out the trash and we never saw her again!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so stupid… she worked at an M&M factory and threw out all the W's.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so poor… she hangs toilet paper out to dry!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so poor… she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, what are ya doing? She said, “Buying luggage.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… she made an onion cry.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… she is the reason that Sonic the Hedgehog runs!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so poor… when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said, “Ok, choose a corner.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so poor… the last time she smelled a hot meal was when a rich man farted!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… people put pictures of her on their car to prevent theft!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… her mother had to be drunk to breast feed her!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… when they took her to the beautician it took 24 hours for a quote!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… that she scares blind people!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)
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Yo mama is so ugly… she got beat up by her imaginary friends!
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Johnny B. Laughing (Yo Mama Jokes Bible: 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes)