Wolfgang Riebe Quotes

Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package!

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.

No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.

A half-baked idea is okay as long as it's in the oven.

There are only two things to worry about, either you are healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick there are only two things to worry about, either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die there are only two things to worry about, either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, then there is nothing to worry about. And if you to go hell, you'll be so darn busy shaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry.

Everyone is gifted—but some people never open their packages! —Wolfgang Riebe

There is no telling how many miles you will have to run while chasing a dream.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.