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Reimagine 2025 by Stewart Stafford
Imagine no Viagra,
Put yourself at ease,
Flags at half-mast, limp,
No one worthy to please.
Imagine no more Temu,
Itβs costly if you try,
No tacky deals to tempt us,
Prices rocketing sky-high.
Imagine all the suckers,
Chasing Black Friday deals β
Whoa.
You donβt pay for illegal streaming,
First, it works and then itβs gone,
I hope someday Hollywood joins us,
And binge-watchers will live as one.
Imagine all your neighbours,
Squatters on your Wi-Fi?
Why?
Imagine no porch pirates,
I wonder if Jeff Bezos can?
No toilet paper gold rush,
A calmer state of Man.
You may say we're screen-addicted,
Babies swiping, having "fun",
Messiahs made of viral nonsense,
Pull the plug and we are done!
© 2025, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.
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