Wc Fields Drinking Quotes

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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W.C. Fields
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Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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W.C. Fields
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I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.
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W.C. Fields
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Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.
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W.C. Fields
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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W.C. Fields
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Never trust a man who doesn't drink.
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W.C. Fields
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I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
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W.C. Fields
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To paraphrase W.C. Fields, the bastard drove me to drink and I forgot to thank him.
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Jinx Schwartz (Just Add Water (Hetta Coffey Mystery, #1))
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To paraphrase W.C. Fields, the bastard drove me to drink and I forgot to thank him
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Jinx Schwartz