Wavy Gravy Quotes

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.

What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for 400,000

if it's the best of anything, i have to have one. (when passing a food stand claiming to serve the world's best subways)

She had lips like two wavy slices of crisp bacon, and her kisses felt like gravy on my scrambled eggs tongue. We made love like we made breakfast—and then we made brunch like rabbits.

Now I know I use the term “revolution” cavalierly and I do not mean to diminish true revolutions like the American, Cuban, or Chinese revolutions. After all our leaders were Timothy Leary, Ken Kesey and Wavy Gravy, not exactly in the same league as George Washington, Che Guevara and Mao Tse Tung. Our revolution was not against oppression and poverty but rather for paradise. Also to ask a revolutionary to put everything at risk and fight, perhaps to their death, for freedom is quite different than the sacrifices we were asked to make. We were asked to drop out of the work world, travel around unfettered, take consciousness-altering drugs, and make love to a lot of people. This was not a hard revolution to join.

If you don’t have a sense of humor, it’s just not funny.” ~ Wavy Gravy / Hugh Romney

We’re all bozos on the bus, so we might as well sit back and enjoy the ride. —WAVY GRAVY

After the concert, for an additional $150, VIPs could attend a reception in the auditorium’s upstairs ballroom, where they nibbled expensive desserts and listened to a string quartet play while a bluegrass fiddler sat atop a large wrapped gift box and sang “Box of Rain.” Wavy Gravy, the clown prince of Woodstock, dressed as Ludwig van Beethoven, sang “Happy Birthday” to the birthday boy, who was accepting his well-wishers while seated on a king’s throne on the stage, as regal as a king without actually wearing a crown. “Don’t eat the brown strudel,” warned Gravy.

Life ain't funny if you don't have a sense of humor