Ulysses Funny Quotes

We've searched our database for all the quotes and captions related to Ulysses Funny. Here they are! All 3 of them:

Funny the way those newspaper men veer about when they get wind of a new opening. Weathercocks. Hot and cold in the same breath. Wouldn't know which to believe. One story good till you hear the next. Go for one another baldheaded in the papers and then all blows over. Hail fellow well met the next moment.
James Joyce (Ulysses)
Ulysses Club (Australia) a social club for riders over 40, whose membership is dedicated to “growing old disgracefully”, or
Stella Rheingold (101 Fun Things to do in Retirement: An Irreverent, Outrageous & Funny Guide to Life After Work)
She was on her own. She laughed. “What are you laughing about?” said William Spiver. Flora laughed louder. William Spiver laughed along with her. “What’s so funny back there?” said Tootie. “Everything,” said Flora. “Wheeee,” said Tootie. And then they were all laughing. Except for Mary Ann, who couldn’t laugh because she was inanimate. But even if she had been capable of laughing, she probably wouldn’t have done it. She just wasn’t that kind of lamp.
Kate DiCamillo (Flora and Ulysses: The Illuminated Adventures)