“
Ah, my heart, there is a price—” he murmured.
“You have no heart,” she informed his chest.
“True,” he agreed. “You’ve thieved it. And last night I stood before you in agony whilst you ripped it asunder—”
“Oh give over—”
“You have odd sayings, my heart—”
“Your heart is a puny black walnut. Wizened. Shriveled.” She refused to look up at him.
He laughed. “Lass, you will keep me amused long into my twilight years.”
“Coffee,” she muttered.
“The toll troll must be reckoned with.”
“And just what does the toll troll wish?”
“This morn, ‘tis simple. Other days it may not be. Today your coffee will cost you only a wee kiss.
”
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