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Robert A. Heinlein (Stranger in a Strange Land)
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Lydia Davis (The Collected Stories of Lydia Davis)
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William S. Burroughs (Naked Lunch: The Restored Text)
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Rahul Jandial (Life Lessons From A Brain Surgeon: Practical Strategies for Peak Health and Performance)
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Douglas Adams (The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy #1-5))
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Abraham Verghese (The Covenant of Water)
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Liza Mundy (Code Girls: The Untold Story of the American Women Code Breakers of World War II)
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Steven Pinker (Enlightenment Now: The Case for Reason, Science, Humanism, and Progress)
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Michael Lewis (The Fifth Risk: Undoing Democracy)
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Shoma A. Chatterji (The Female Gaze: Essays on Gender, Society and Media)
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Norman Ohler (Blitzed: Drugs in the Third Reich)
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It would not be until 1979—when a stalwart young lawyer by the name of Mark Hough took on the case of the “Hello Girls”—that the women switchboard operators of World War I would be given the benefits and honors they had earned for their service. Of the 228 women who served as operators in the US Army Signal Corps, only 28 of them lived long enough to hear the verdict on their case.
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Aimie K. Runyan (Girls on the Line)
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John Russell Fearn (The John Russell Fearn Science Fiction MEGAPACK ®: 25 Golden Age Stories)
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Wait a minute. Will this get you in trouble with the operators’ school? To be seen with me?” She dropped her gaze to the sidewalk. “Not anymore.” His excitement crumbled. “No, it can’t be. Hannah, what happened?” She tried to maintain her somber expression, but a smile exploded on her face. “I graduated today. The first one in my class to be promoted to the real switchboard.” Lincoln grabbed her waist and hoisted her in the air. She squealed, and he lowered her back to the ground. One woman glared her disapproval, but an older couple approaching them chuckled. Hannah’s cheeks flamed, both from the public spectacle and from the electricity that surged through her at Lincoln’s touch. He, however, didn’t seem to notice her reaction or that of any onlookers. “We need to celebrate!” He slipped his fingers under her elbow and led her toward the car. “After we see the fire marshal, we’re going for ice cream, and I won’t take no for an answer this time.
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Lorna Seilstad (When Love Calls (The Gregory Sisters, #1))
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David Koenig (Realityland: True-Life Adventures at Walt Disney World)
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the president of Egypt called in to the switchboard at Trump Tower and somehow got the operator to put him straight through to Trump. “Trump was like . . . I love the Bangles! You know that song ‘Walk Like an Egyptian’?” recalled one of his advisers on
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Michael Lewis (The Fifth Risk: Undoing Democracy)
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Lawrence Block (A Dance at the Slaughterhouse (Matthew Scudder Book 9))
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John Dunning (On the Air: The Encyclopedia of Old-Time Radio)
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Mary Karr (Lit)
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