Stan Laurel Quotes

I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

I feel like dying when I'm helpless

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead

Cop: Say you, where were you on the night of November the 15th? Stan: November the 15th? Cop: Yes. Stan: The day before Christmas? Cop: No, the day after Christmas. November the 15th. Stan: November? Septober, Octember, Nowonder...fif... Cop: Are you tryin' to kid me? Say you, where were you on the night of November the 15th? Ollie: I was with him.

I looked at the Pinocchio clock, and gave it Stan Laurel. “Isn’t this a fine development?” Pinocchio’s eyes went from side to side, but he didn’t say anything. He never does.

If anyone looks solemn at my funeral, I'll never speak to them again.

Remember when I used to be dumb? Well I'm better now. [Stan Laurel - 'Pack Up Your Troubles."]