Slower Than Funny Quotes

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

This camp was run by Quin, a shifter with greenish-yellow eyes who turned into a mountain lion. Judging by his attitude you’d say he was there because he lost a bet. Quin was a man of few words who appeared to be in his mid-forties, but shifters aged way slower than humans. He could have easily been a few hundreds of years old. Perhaps life hadn’t been kind to him and that shaped him into the burly, grumpy man he was today. Rae joked once that he’s more grizzly than mountain lion. That earned her extra training because ‘when it hurts it’s not funny anymore’. Training stopped only when she dropped from exhaustion.

You know, I think Dame Imraldera is very pretty. What do you think?" "I think you're slower than a slug, prince, that's what I think," said the cat, and he darted on ahead up the hill.