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Private, everything is mind over matter, If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.
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Joseph Perry Grassi (The Little Guy (or The Motor Scooter): The story of a diminutive soldier in the rear with the gear)
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Yesterday never happened; today will never end; and tomorrow will never come.
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Joseph Perry Grassi (The Little Guy (or The Motor Scooter): The story of a diminutive soldier in the rear with the gear)
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Rank comes with responsibility whether you’re ready or not
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Joseph Perry Grassi (The Little Guy (or The Motor Scooter): The story of a diminutive soldier in the rear with the gear)
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Work harder; not smarter.
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Joseph Perry Grassi (The Little Guy (or The Motor Scooter): The story of a diminutive soldier in the rear with the gear)
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Private, everything is mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.
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Joseph Perry Grassi (The Little Guy (or The Motor Scooter): The story of a diminutive soldier in the rear with the gear)
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The first and only item on the agenda of the ad hoc meeting of the Residents’ Association: new mobility-scooter regulations, motivated by a head-on collision between two motorized chairs turning a corner from opposite directions.
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Hendrik Groen (The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen, 83¼ Years Old)