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Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—
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Katie MacAlister (Holy Smokes (Aisling Grey, #4))
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He lacked the energy to work the crowd, he was fresh out of innocuous drivel... Saggy boobs, ran the thought balloon in his head. Bunfaced tofubrain. Thumbsucking posterboy. Fridgewoman. Sell his granny. Wobble-bummed bovine. Bladderheaded jerk.
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Margaret Atwood (Oryx and Crake (MaddAddam, #1))
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You've got to take time for you, or your internal organs get all shriveled and your skin goes saggy. I read all about it. Anyway, Trina's got some outrageous new body paint."
"No. Absolutely. I don't do body paint."
Mavis rolled her eyes. "For me, Dallas. We know you. But I think you should give it a try one of these days. I bet Roarke would really go for the Gold-Dust. It does amazing things for the boobs. Makes them sparkle."
"I don't want sparkling boobs."
"It's flavored, too. Frangipani."
"Really?" Roarke blew out a stream of smoke. "I'm very fond of tropical flavors.
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J.D. Robb (Witness in Death (In Death, #10))
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I thought I was placing my hand on her knee. But it turned out to be her saggy boob.
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Jarod Kintz (This Book is Not for Sale)
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What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think we’re nuts.
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Shin Kyung-Sook (I'll Be Right There)
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Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.
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Scott McNeely (Ultimate Book of Jokes: The Essential Collection of More Than 1,500 Jokes)