Saggy Boob Quotes

Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—

He lacked the energy to work the crowd, he was fresh out of innocuous drivel... Saggy boobs, ran the thought balloon in his head. Bunfaced tofubrain. Thumbsucking posterboy. Fridgewoman. Sell his granny. Wobble-bummed bovine. Bladderheaded jerk.

You've got to take time for you, or your internal organs get all shriveled and your skin goes saggy. I read all about it. Anyway, Trina's got some outrageous new body paint." "No. Absolutely. I don't do body paint." Mavis rolled her eyes. "For me, Dallas. We know you. But I think you should give it a try one of these days. I bet Roarke would really go for the Gold-Dust. It does amazing things for the boobs. Makes them sparkle." "I don't want sparkling boobs." "It's flavored, too. Frangipani." "Really?" Roarke blew out a stream of smoke. "I'm very fond of tropical flavors.

I thought I was placing my hand on her knee. But it turned out to be her saggy boob.

What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think we’re nuts.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.

I wanted to make people feel great about themselves -just the way they are. I wanted them to see that you can have saggy boobs and a C-section and still be sexy. You can be over 40 and not dissapear into the shadows. That you can be a mom who isn't perfect and still be a good mom. I wanted people just be whoever they are, without feeling they had to change to fit the mould.

Sweaty boobs, back fat Melting flaps and all of that Leaky ladies, a bristly chin We middle age girls cannot win Drying up, inside and out Hairy toes and hairy snout Knickers pulled up nice and high Boobs somewhere around your thigh Can’t even sneeze without a piddle Nice roll of fat around our middle But we are made of stronger stuff Though we may have a saggy muff We will age with charm and grace And hair removal cream on our face We will laugh instead of cry As the years go flying by We are kind and strong and proud And, after a few gins, very loud Anti-wrinkle cream will do its best But vodka and laughter can do the rest So, age, my friends, with a smile on your face And a Tena lady firmly in place