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The Princess and the Pea?" Gabrielle suggested. "Not enough time," Kat said "Where's Waldo?" Gabrielle went on. "No." Hamish recoiled. "I am still not allowed back in Morocco.
Ally Carter (Perfect Scoundrels (Heist Society, #3))
Love is ridiculous. But love is also wonderful. And powerful. And Despereaux's love for the Princess Pea would prove, in time, to be all of these things: powerful, wonderful, and ridiculous.
Kate DiCamillo (The Tale of Despereaux)
They could see she was a real Princess and no question about it, now that she had felt one pea all the way through twenty mattresses and twenty more feather beds. Nobody but a Princess could be so delicate.
Hans Christian Andersen (The Princess and the Pea: The Graphic Novel (Graphic Spin))
I am soft. But that doesn't mean I'm not brave. I just save my bravery for when it's actually needed.
Melanie Cellier (The Princess Companion: A Retelling of The Princess and the Pea (The Four Kingdoms, #1))
Sometimes I have good ideas, sometimes I have bad ideas and sometimes I have colossally bad ideas.
Melanie Cellier (The Princess Companion: A Retelling of The Princess and the Pea (The Four Kingdoms, #1))
I will be brave, thought Despereaux. I will try to be brave like a knight in shining armour. I will be brave for the Princess Pea.
Kate DiCamillo (The Tale of Despereaux)
Reader, you may ask this question; in fact, you must ask this question: Is it ridiculous for a very small, sickly, big-eared mouse to fall in love with a beautiful princess named Pea? The answer is . . . yes. Of course, it's ridiculous. Love is ridiculous. But love is also wonderful. And powerful.
Kate DiCamillo (The Tale of Despereaux)
If anyone had told me a year ago that I would find true love through a pea, I would have laughed.
Melanie Cellier (The Princess Companion: A Retelling of The Princess and the Pea (The Four Kingdoms, #1))
And he discovered, finally, the source of the honey-sweet sound. The sound was music. The sound was King Phillip playing his guitar and singing for his daughter, the Princess Pea, every night before she fell asleep. Hidden in a hole in the wall of the princess's bedroom, the mouse listened with all his heart. The sound of the King's music made Despereaux's soul grow large and light inside of him. Oh," he said, "it sounds like heaven. It smells like honey.
Kate DiCamillo (The Tale of Despereaux)
I ain’t the Princess Pea But someday I will be, The Pea, ha-hee. Someday, I will be.
Kate DiCamillo (The Tale of Despereaux)
This one has a bruise.” It looks fine to me, but Charlotte is like that fairy tale about the princess and the pea—always pointing out flaws that nobody else notices.
Karen M. McManus (Nothing More to Tell)
Despereaux thought that he might faint with the pleasure of someone referring to his ears as small and lovely. He laid his tail against the Pea's wrist to steady himself and he felt the princess's pulse, the pounding of her heart, and his own heart immediately took up the rhythm of hers.
Kate DiCamillo (The Tale of Despereaux)
The extremity of her sensitivity impressed a richly idle princely family, of her discomfort, bothered as she had to be by the absurd softness of the ample beddings, not to mention the pillow piles aggravating her much lamented acrophobic dis-ease. [from the poem, Princess and the Pea]
Joseph Stanton
We have become an army of multiply chemically sensitive, high-maintenance princesses trying to make our way through a world full of irksome peas.
David Rakoff (Don't Get Too Comfortable: The Indignities of Coach Class, The Torments of Low Thread Count, The Never-Ending Quest for Artisanal Olive Oil, and Other First World Problems)
Whether I’m unduly sensitive to this pain because I’m a princess—could the whole world be the pea under my mattress?—I don’t know, but because I’m a princess, I might be able to do something to help lessen humanity’s pain.
Tom Robbins (Still Life With Woodpecker)
Being at home was like a mattress to fall back on with the smallest of peas on the bottom, just large enough to bother the princess. I was damn lucky that I had a place to call home, but I didn't like the feeling of stealing my parents food and being unable to tell them when I could ever afford my own.
Alida Nugent (Don't Worry, It Gets Worse: One Twentysomething's (Mostly Failed) Attempts at Adulthood)
Remember The Princess and the Pea? She could feel a single pea through dozens of mattresses, and that’s how everyone knew she was of noble blood, even though she’d arrived looking bedraggled and scruffy. It’s supposed to be an example of the saying “breeding will out”, meaning that you can always spot true royalty, even if that someone is dressed in rags. Am I the only one who thinks the moral of this story is all screwed up? You get caught in a storm and knock on a stranger’s door in the middle of the night to ask for shelter... then when they ask how you slept, you COMPLAIN that you were uncomfortable? Honey, that’s not being a Princess. That’s being a diva bitch.
Rosie Blythe (The Princess Guide to Life)
I got used to being uncomfortable, and I internalized the idea that my mentioning my discomfort made me fussy—“The princess and the pea,” my mother once said, in irritation, making it clear that I was demanding too much when I complained.
Meghan O'Rourke (The Invisible Kingdom: Reimagining Chronic Illness)
You don't have to say a thing except yes. You don't have to do anything, either, I'm quite willing to plan it all." "You?" "Yes me." "You'd plan all of it? Even the wedding?" "Why not?" "You don't even like to plan your own breakfast." He grinned. "You mean more to me tban bacon." "More than [i]bacon?[/i] I'm honored." "You should be, my foolish pea brain.
Karen Hawkins (The Taming of a Scottish Princess (Hurst Amulet, #4))
I forgive you..." And he said those words because he sensed that it was the only way to save his own heart, to stop it from breaking in two. Despereaux, reader, spoke those words to save himself. ... And then the princess took a deep breath and put a hand on her heart. I think, reader, that she was feeling the same thing that Despereaux had felt when he was faced with his father begging him for forgiveness. That is, Pea, was aware suddenly how fragile her heart was, how much darkness was inside it, fighting, always, with the light, but she knew what she must do to save her own heart. And so, here are the words that the princess spoke to her enemy... Forgiveness... is a a divine attribute and once it is given to those who have hurt you, your own heart begins to heal.
Kate DiCamillo (The Tale of Despereaux)
Children are less easily frightened than we are.... they all understand princesses, of course. Haven't they all been badly bruised by peas?
Madeleine L'Engle (A Circle of Quiet (Crosswicks Journals, #1))
Sometimes you're the princess. Sometimes you're the pea.
Louise Caiola
Stick a pea in my bed and far from having a bruised princess, you’d just have a squashed pea. All
Jodi Taylor (Roman Holiday (The Chronicles of St Mary's, #3.5))
These are the Fairy Tale Fairies,” said Hannah with a beaming smile. “These four are Julia the Sleeping Beauty Fairy, Eleanor the Snow White Fairy, Faith the Cinderella Fairy, and Lacey the Little Mermaid Fairy.” “Hello,” said Rachel and Kirsty. “And these three are Rita the Frog Princess Fairy, Gwen the Beauty and the Beast Fairy, and Aisha the Princess and the Pea Fairy,” Hannah finished.
Daisy Meadows (Julia the Sleeping Beauty Fairy (The Fairy Tale Fairies #1): A Rainbow Magic Book)
Research and clinical observation (not to mention people’s personal experiences) show that people with ADHD tend to have hypersensitivities in each of the five senses: touch, taste, smell, hearing, and sight (Bailey and Haupt 2010, 182). I have no doubt that the tale of the princess and the pea is the portrait of a young woman with ADHD! I’m constantly yanking my shirt tail and skirts down and my socks and leotards up because any bunched fabric drives me nuts. Many women with ADHD (including me) would like to burn their bras, and it’s not (necessarily) because we’re feminists: it’s because of tactile hypersensitivity
Zoe Kessler (ADHD According to Zoë: The Real Deal on Relationships, Finding Your Focus, and Finding Your Keys)
I trust you are enjoying your stay in our castle?” I asked at last. “Would that I were, Your Highness. But I am afraid my sleep last night was quite troubled. This morning I identified the source of my bruises” – here he reached into a pocket of his waistcoat – “as a pea that had been tucked beneath my mattress.
Catherine Gilbert Murdock (Princess Ben)
What is the value of sensitives? Look around: we live in a ugly and stupid world which could have been prevented if sensitives had been present, and had the power to influence things. That block-shaped, pressed concrete, ugly shopping mall? The princess would opine that no one could have any peace of mind with such hideous backgrounds, and demand something like a traditional building, with ornate spires and comfortable human spaces instead. Grating, two-note music ranting about copulation and projected sexual desire? No princess would want this crass gibberish around her, nor would she recognize music which neglected the finer parts of composition, melody, harmony, rhythm, and narrative. She would hire Schubert instead. Schools that treat students like livestock, jobs that are jails, marriages that are suicide pacts, and boring tract housing? Similarly, a princess would have no use for those, and perceive that these would be abusive to her so must be to others as well. As children, we made fun of the sensitivity of the princess. A pea, under twenty mattresses, really? The point — in the visual-metaphorical language of fable, religion, literature, and conspiracy theory — tells us that sensitivity is in fact needed, and it needs power to save the rest of us from what we do not yet perceive. In this story, the princess is simply a finer instrument. After twenty years, we might notice that we woke up tired in the mornings, and eventually investigate and find the pea, but she knew right away, intuitively and by the nature of her character. This is part of what makes an aristocrat.
Brett Stevens
I don’t care anymore,” he said, his voice deep and rough with emotion. “I’m sick of fighting it.” “Fighting what?” I asked, confused but breathless from the intense emotion in his eyes. “This,” he said and took the final step forward. Suddenly his arms were around me, pressing me close against him, and for a moment he held me there, looking down into my face. Then his head moved downwards and mine moved upwards, and we were kissing.
Melanie Cellier (The Princess Companion: A Retelling of The Princess and the Pea (The Four Kingdoms, #1))
Mother said that no parent in their right mind would display a portrait like that. Esme was not at all contrite. The chair was so uncomfortable, she said, there were two springs digging into my leg. She was funny like that, always so ridiculously oversensitive. She was like that princess in the story about the pea and all the mattresses. Is there a pea, I would say to her when she thrashed about in the bed at night, trying to get comfortable, and she would say, whole pods of them
Maggie O'Farrell (The Vanishing Act of Esme Lennox)
imagination; it’s their own world, the world of their daily life, and it’s our loss that so many of us grow out of it. Probably this group here tonight is the least grown-out-of-it group that could be gathered together in one place, simply by the nature of our work. We, too, can understand how Alice could walk through the mirror into the country on the other side; how often have our children almost done this themselves? And we all understand princesses, of course. Haven’t we all been badly bruised by peas? And what about the princess who spat forth toads and snakes whenever she opened her mouth to speak, and the other whose lips issued forth pieces of pure gold? We all have had days when everything we’ve said has seemed to turn to toads. The days of gold, alas, don’t come nearly as often. What a child doesn’t realize until he is grown is that in responding to fantasy, fairy tale, and myth he is responding to what Erich Fromm calls the one universal language, the one and only language in the world that cuts across all barriers of time, place, race, and culture. Many Newbery books are from this realm, beginning with Dr. Dolittle; books on Hindu myth, Chinese folklore, the life of Buddha, tales of American Indians, books that lead our children beyond all boundaries and into the one language of all mankind.
Madeleine L'Engle (A Wrinkle in Time Quintet: Books 1-5 (A Wrinkle in Time Quintet, #1-5))
If, on the other hand, a man's experience of his mother has been positive, this can also affect his anima in typical but different ways, with the result that he either becomes effeminate or is preyed upon by women and thus is unable to cope with the hardships of life. An anima of this sort can turn men into sentimentalists, or they may become as touchy as old maids or as sensitive as the fairy-tale princess who could feel a pea under 30 mattresses. A still more subtle manifestation of a negative anima appears in some fairy tales in the form of a princess who asks her suitors to answer a series of riddles or, perhaps, to hide themselves under her nose. If they cannot give the answers, or if she can find them, they must die—and she invariably wins. The anima in this guise involves men in a destructive intellectual game. We can notice the effect of this anima trick in all those neurotic pseudo-intellectual dialogues that inhibit a man from getting into direct touch with life and its real decisions. He reflects about life so much that he cannot live it and loses all his spontaneity and outgoing feeling.
C.G. Jung (Man and His Symbols)
You're trying to kiss Emma?" Rayna says, incredulous. "But you haven't even sifted yet, Galen." "Sifted?" Emma asks. Toraf laughs. "Princess, why don't we go for a swim? You know that storm probably dredged up all sorts of things for your collection." Galen nods a silent thank you to Toraf as he ushers his sister into the living room. For once, he's thankful for Rayna's hoard of human relics. He almost had to drag her to shore by her fin to get past all the old shipwrecks along this coast. "We'll split up, cover more ground," Rayna's saying as they leave. Galen feels Emma looking at him, but he doesn't acknowledge her. Instead, he watches the beach as Toraf and Rayna disappear in the waves, hand in hand. Galen shakes his head. No one should feel sorry for Toraf. He knows just exactly what he's doing. Something Galen wishes he could say of himself. Emma puts a hand on his arm-she won't be ignored. "What is that? Sifted?" Finally he turns, meets her gaze. "It's like dating to humans. Only, it goes a lot faster. And it has more of a purpose than humans sometimes do when they date." "What purpose?" "Sifting is our way of choosing a life mate. When a male turns eighteen, he usually starts sifting to find himself a companion. For a female whose company he will enjoy and ho will be suitable for producing offspring." "Oh," she says, thoughtful. "And...you haven't sifted yet?" He shakes his head, painfully aware of her hand still on his arm. She must realize it at the same time, because she snatches it away. "Why not?" she says, clearing her throat. "Are you not old enough to sift?" "I'm old enough," he says softly. "How old are you, exactly?" "Twenty." He doesn't mean to lean closer to her-or does he? "Is that normal? That you haven't sifted yet?" He shakes his head. "It's pretty much standard for males to be mated by the time they turn nineteen. But my responsibilities as ambassador would take me away from my mate too much. It wouldn't be fair to her." "Oh, right. Keeping a watch on the humans," she says quickly. "You're right. That wouldn't be fair, would it?" He expects another debate. For her to point out, as she did last night, that if there were more ambassadors, he wouldn't have to shoulder the responsibility alone-and she would be right. But she doesn't debate. In fact, she drops the subject altogether. Backing away from him, she seems intent on widening the space he'd closed between them. She fixes her expression into nonchalance. "Well, are you ready to help me turn into a fish?" she says, as if they'd been talking about this the whole time. He blinks. "That's it?" "What?" "No more questions about sifting? No lectures about appointing more ambassadors?" "It's not my business," she says with an indifferent shrug. "Why should I care whether or not you mate? And it's not like I'll be sifting-or sifted. After you teach me to sprout a fin, we'll be going our separate ways. Besides, you wouldn't care if I dated any humans, right?" With that, she leaves him there staring after her, mouth hanging open. At the door, she calls over her shoulder, "I'll meet you on the beach in fifteen minutes. I just have to call my mom and check in and change into my swimsuit." She flips her hair to the side before disappearing up the stairs. He turns to Rachel, who's hand-drying a pan to death, eyebrows reaching for her hairline. He shrugs to her in askance, mouth still ajar. She sighs. "Sweet pea, what did you expect?" "Something other than that.
Anna Banks (Of Poseidon (The Syrena Legacy, #1))
Not only was the four-poster- a lofty structure that would have put princesses and peas to shame- a place of rest and relaxation but it was, and had been for quite some time now, a portal for her magic carpet escapades. It was there that Estelle first began to practice what Marjan had called "eating at the edge of a ready 'sofreh'." Estelle always followed the same routine when assembling her dinner 'sofreh' on her bed. First, she would spread the paisley blanket Marjan had given her, tucking the fringed ends in tight around the sides of her mattress. Then, having already wetted a pot of jasmine tea, she would dig a trivet into the blanket's left corner and place the piping pot on top of it. Following the Persian etiquette of placing the main dishes at the center of the 'sofreh', Estelle would position the plate of saffron 'chelow' (with crunchy 'tadig'), the bowl of stew or soup that was the day's special, and the 'lavash' or 'barbari' bread accordingly. She would frame the main dishes with a small plate of 'torshi', pickled carrots and cucumbers, as well as a yogurt dip and some feta cheese with her favorite herb: balmy lemon mint. Taking off her pink pom-pom house slippers, Estelle would then hoist herself onto her high bed and begin her ecstatic epicurean adventure. She savored every morsel of her nightly meal, breathing in the tingle of sumac powder and nutmeg while speaking to a framed photograph of Luigi she propped up on its own trivet next to the tea. Dinner was usually Persian, but her dessert was always Italian: a peppermint cannoli or marzipan cherry, after which she would turn on the radio, always set to the 'Mid-West Ceili Hour', and dream of the time when a young Luigi made her do things impossible, like when he convinced her to enter the Maharajah sideshow and stand on the tallest elephant's trunk during carnival season in her seaside Neapolitan town.
Marsha Mehran (Rosewater and Soda Bread (Babylon Café #2))
It’s only by shopping around and sampling a wide variety of art that we learn to appreciate which skills are common (banging two rocks together) and which are rare (elaborate rhythms). An unrefined palate won’t appreciate a Michelin-starred restaurant. An untrained ear can’t appreciate the genius of Bach. Only the princess, accustomed as she’d become to royal fineries, could feel the pea beneath 20 mattresses and 20 featherbeds. In this way, discernment becomes important not only for differentiating high quality from low quality (and good artists from mediocre ones), but also as a fitness display unto itself. The fact that the princess could feel the pea, even under the mattresses (i.e., when handicapped), is itself an impressive feat, a mark of her high birth.
Kevin Simler (The Elephant in the Brain: Hidden Motives in Everyday Life)
Love is ridiculous. But love is also wonderful. And powerful. And Despereaux’s love for the Princess Pea would prove, in time, to be all of these things: powerful, wonderful, and ridiculous.
Kate DiCamillo (The Tale of Despereaux)
The stoniest of greens Plague queens not yet queens Just one beneath can steal the sleep Of maidens counting sheep
Shannon Hale (The Unfairest of Them All (Ever After High, #2))
Yeah, the princess and the pea. Only the pea was Daddy, getting thrown in jail for bribing a judge or forgetting my birthday because he and Mom were off in Europe.” “At least you had parents.” Baldwin looked into his wineglass, and Taylor reached over and touched his hand.
J.T. Ellison (14 (Taylor Jackson, #2))
I just tried my powers and they didn't do shit for getting us out of here." Falcyn "Mine either, and I was hoping to keep you distracted so that you wouldn't beat my ass over this situation." Blaise What about you, Princess Pea? You got anything?" Falcyn "Besides a throbbing migraine? No. My teleportation isn't cooperating either." Urian "Really? If mine was working do you think I'd be here, listening to the lot of you? Promise, I'd have vanished long ago" Medea
Sherrilyn Kenyon (Dragonsworn (Dark-Hunter, #26; Lords of Avalon, #6; Were-hunters, #10))
He kissed her hand and said, “Of course, princess. You may have shelter here.” Knowing it wasn’t socially acceptable to hold onto her any longer, he released her hand and looked at her luscious, curved body, determined to figure out a way to see it when it wasn’t swaddled in wet fabric.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
When she was sure they could have a private conversation, she said, “Nasiha, you wish to say something?” Adara tended to always call the girl by her nickname, Nassi, but using her full name was a reminder that Nassi was in fact a servant, and should temper the ill comment Adara was sure she was about to make.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
Nassi, he wasn’t going to let us in if he thought we were beggars. If he hadn’t let us in, we would have frozen to death. Your lips had turned blue, and I was so cold I could barely move. I still feel cold, even though we’re in dry clothes.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
Adara pulled Nassi into a hug. “It’s going to be alright,” she said, patting Nassi on the back.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
Nassi was glaring at her, she realized. The girl needed reassurance. Adara had given up their identities. She had known it was a risk, but it had been a calculated one. Nassi said tightly, “If your father’s men find us, they’ll take us back. You will still be sent off to marry your sultan.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
We fled together, Nassi: you and me. My father has 18 daughters and 40 sons. He will forget about me eventually, but I have to live with my choices forever. I don’t want that marriage, and you want a place where you can do more, too.” Adara didn’t say the girl was likely unmarriable back home, due to her station and looks. Also, it had been dangerous for her there. Adara’s mother, Safina, had taught Nassi to read and write. It wasn’t done with servants.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
Nasiha,” she said sharply, hoping to get the girl to remember her duty was to serve Adara. Even though they were long past those days when Nassi was Adara’s servant, old habits died hard. “We are going to be fine.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
The woman had long black hair that hung to the middle of her back and smooth, olive skin that clearly suggested she was foreign. Her almond-shaped eyes were beautiful, a rich brown color that suggested vibrance and heat.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
Part of him was astonished. An amira. A princess. His tutor a few years back had been a widely-traveled man, one who’d been to the Sudan and even seen the Egyptian pyramids. He’d said they called the princes over there amirs. At the time, Richard had asked sullenly, “Whenever would I need to know such a thing?” And his tutor had said, “Prince Richard, perhaps one day an amira — that would be a princess — will walk right into your life.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
The prince nodded, rubbed his chin. “I heard what you told your servant,” he said. “But I want to know what you tell me. While your girl can understand many things about you, I don’t know that she can understand what it is like to be royal, to have duty and obligation foisted upon you when you don’t want it. So, to use your terms, from one amira to one amir, please tell me why you left.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
Adara playfully slapped his arm, but she was a little miffed. “She really doesn’t like me, does she?” Richard shrugged. “I think she likes you well enough,” he said. “It’s just that she’s obsessed with princesses. I suspect Lionel nurtured the seed of doubt about whether you’re actually a princess. It probably didn’t help that you were interesting, intelligent and vivacious, when every other princess she’s seen has been dull, boring, and bordering on stupid.” Adara frowned. “I thought we agreed you shouldn’t hold it against them that their families don’t teach them to be interesting or encourage intelligence.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
She’d registered that he was handsome when she’d seen him for the first time, and she’d registered his kindness. But, she’d failed, somehow, to register just how much he oozed sexiness. Earlier, she hadn’t noticed how his blue eyes twinkled in low light.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
The prince stroked Adara’s back. “And you eventually found your way to my quaint little kingdom?” Adara smiled. “Eventually. Nasiha has a talent for remembering maps, and she liked your kingdom, actually. My mother used to tell us it was the smallest kingdom in these parts, so we thought it might be a nice place to go. It took a while to get here, and I had to sell some of my things. But, we found our way, figuring it was a tiny, far-away place where no one would ever look for us. Only we were wrong, because they are looking.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
OK,” she said. “I’ll trust you.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
Ugg. She wanted to slap him. She managed to refrain. Adara had seen her father slap servants before, but she didn’t want to be like her father. She also didn’t want the queen or Richard to be upset with her.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
I’m so sorry it troubled you. I hope you’ll forgive me for both the pea and the eavesdropping. You see, I had to listen in, as I knew a real princess with good manners would never complain to her host. And you’ve been so proper not to complain. Please don’t hold this against me.” Adara smiled at the queen. “Of course not,” she said, deciding flattery was her best option. “You’d be a fool to believe every girl who showed up at your doorstep and claimed to be a princess. It was a wise test, Your Majesty.
Rosetta Bloom (The Princess, the Pea and the Night of Passion)
He glanced at his wife, still sound asleep with her black satin eye mask and earplugs snugly in place. Dave used to think that only people in movies slept that way, and then he met Beth. She had more requirements for a good night’s sleep than anyone in The Princess and the Pea. It used to annoy him, but he was starting to find it endearing.
Anonymous
I could sense the slightest abridgment of my freedom like a princess who can feel the impression of a pea under forty featherbeds. I felt it when I was in romantic relationships. I felt it when I was given a gift. I felt it when someone held even the faintest influence over me. And when I felt it, I felt rage—
Ken Ilgunas (Walden on Wheels: On the Open Road from Debt to Freedom)
Little dove, remember: when they want a bite of your apple, do not be afraid to give them a taste of your poison.
Maithy Vu (Poems for Princesses with Peas Under Their Mattresses)
But I don’t understand – wouldn’t a mattress squash a pea? Then it would be flat and no one would fell it.” Liam chuckled and said in a loud whisper, “I doubt mother thought of that. She doesn’t have much of an imagination.
E.D. Baker (The Wide-Awake Princess (Wide-Awake Princess, #1))
It worried me, this covering of couches. What could be so frightfully dirty that fourteen layers of linens were needed to cover it? Sensing this could be a test, I shifted slightly to see if someone might have placed a pea somewhere under the cushion that I was supposed to feel with my behind. Nothing. I guess I'll never be a princess.
Gregory S. Williams (Fatal Indemnity)
pea-shuck
Shannon Hale (Princess Academy (Princess Academy #1))
I had to see you once more before the wedding,” he said desperately. “I’ve made arrangements with Jonas and some of the guards. They’re going to smuggle you out of Arcadie during the ceremony.” “No!” I exclaimed, horrified. “I won’t leave.” “You have to,” said Max, a steely quality in his voice I had never heard before. “The only way I can get through this is if I know you’re safe. Once we’re married, I won’t be able to stop her searching the entire palace. And if she finds you, she’ll be able to use you against me.” I shook my head frantically, but he leaned down and touched his forehead against mine, stopping the motion. “My strength has limits, Alyssa.
Melanie Cellier (The Princess Companion: A Retelling of The Princess and the Pea (The Four Kingdoms, #1))
And when she turned the lights out, I would wonder: Why did the prince in “The Princess and the Pea” marry a princess who complained, obnoxiously,
Timothy Tocher (Little Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood (Newfangled Fairy Tales))
She wants to tear her eyes from the carnage before her, but she can’t. From the recesses of her mind, Mug’s words return. Sweetheart, no one wants to fight, but sometimes you have to handle your business. Did she always know? Did a muted part of her psyche always know that her father was a monster? Or was she just a dumb kid living a fantasy life under the watchful eyes of her mother and Mug? “Pea,” her father says. His voice is husky but not with sadness or regret or any human emotion that Pea would understand in this moment. No, this is exhilaration and it makes her want to vomit. He steps closer. “My princess.” “Don’t.” Her voice squeaks out, clawing past the lump in her throat. “Stay away from me. Don’t come near me. Not ever again.
Lisa Regan (Local Girl Missing (Detective Josie Quinn, #15))
I was The Princess and the Pea. Except the pea was the twisted dejection I was almost killed and then promptly forgotten by a man who fingered me on a secret camera and sent the video to my papa. Gen-Zs wouldn’t know romance if it hit them with a bus.
Danielle Lori (The Darkest Temptation (Made, #3))