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Primer of Love [Lesson 3]
I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on the set,
I go into the other room and read a book.
~ Groucho Marx
Lesson 3) Television kills romance.
Read my lips. No fucking broadcast or cable TV. Your 60" LED TV should only to be only used as a monitor to watch movies. Oh, you need the weather? Open the fucking window. The news? You shmuck, that's just a distraction to sell advertising. There are only five important news events per century. In this century, nothing significant has happened since Einstein, Hiroshima, the Human Genome Project, the smart phone and You Tube. All news is simply a variation on these same themes:science, war, health, technology and entertainment. If you're compelled to know the breaking bad news, watch it on your phone while you take a shit,
not in the bedroom!
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