Precursor Funny Quotes

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listen carefully, as this may be something of a shock to you." "A shock? You mean all that was just the precursor?
Marissa Meyer (Cinder (The Lunar Chronicles, #1))
I made a birdhouse,” he said confidently. “And I painted it to look like Hogwarts.
Megan Duke (Ninety Degrees: A Precursor to Small Circles (Stories from Foster & Allan, #.5))
We can have this mutually beneficial agreement; we’ll call it a squid-pro-quo. If you do change your mind and are interested, meat me tomorrow at Pooler’s Jeweler’s in town, around 1:00 pm.' The black bear thanked the hammerhead for his time, waved goodbye, and walked off, leaving the hammerhead shark before he could ask any more questions, such as whether the black bear used the word 'meat' for 'meet' out of a jovial tease to annoy him or a precursor for nagging him repeatedly over the course of their job together.
J.S. Mason (The Satyrist...And Other Scintillating Treats)