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The Portal Potion Success! After weeks and weeks of trying, I’ve finally discovered the correct ingredients for the potion I’d hoped to create for my son! With just a few drops, the potion turns any written work into a portal to the world it describes. Even with my ability to create portals to and from the Otherworld, I never thought it would be possible to create a substance that allowed me passage to any world I wished. My son will get to see the places and meet the characters he’s spent his whole childhood dreaming about! And best of all, I’ll get to watch his happiness soar as it happens! The ingredients are much simpler than I imagined, but difficult to obtain. Their purposes are more metaphysical than practical, so it took some imagination to get the concoction right. The first requirement is a branch from the oldest tree in the woods. To bring the pages to life, I figured the potion would need the very thing that brought the paper to life in the first place. And what else has more life than an ancient tree? The second ingredient is a feather from the finest pheasant in the sky. This will guarantee your potion has no limits, like a bird in flight. It will ensure you can travel to lands far and wide, beyond your imagination. The third component is a liquefied lock and key that belonged to a true love. Just as this person unlocked your heart to a life of love, it will open the door of the literary dimensions your heart desires to experience. The fourth ingredient is two weeks of moonlight. Just as the moon causes waves in the ocean, the moonlight will stir your potion to life. Last, but most important, give the potion a spark of magic to activate all the ingredients. Send it a beam of joy straight from your heart. The potion does not work on any biographies or history books, but purely on works that have been imagined. Now, I must warn about the dangers of entering a fictional world: 1. Time only exists as long as the story continues. Be sure to leave the book before the story ends, or you may disappear as the story concludes. 2. Each world is made of only what the author describes. Do not expect the characters to have any knowledge of our world or the Otherworld. 3. Beware of the story’s villains. Unlike people in our world or the Otherworld, most literary villains are created to be heartless and stripped of all morals, so do not expect any mercy should you cross paths with one. 4. The book you choose to enter will act as your entrance and exit. Be certain nothing happens to it; it is your only way out. The
Chris Colfer (Beyond the Kingdoms (The Land of Stories, #4))
Ghosts are just one of the possible causes of these phenomena. Other such causes include, but are not limited to, the following: poltergeists, psychic children, magic, aliens, hallucinatory drugs, an alternate dimension analog of my apartment, a Hollywood special effects team, intergalactic space wizards, LASERS, ninjas, demons, vengeful deities, mischievous deities, uncaring impersonal but very clumsy and unapologetic deities, Silent Hill, that little kid from the Twilight Zone, Old Scratch himself, a curse, trapped spirits and/or demons, a building with hemophilia that cuts itself, one really really pissed ex girlfriend, a dimensional portal to Hell, an erection lasting more than four hours, a manifestation of a horror movie into the real world caused by a djinn or other bad wishing, fever dreams, a sentient building, Bizarro Elvis, the Antichrist, the Best Little Demonic Whorehouse in Texas, mental illness, brain damage, living downstairs from a cut-rate blood bank, a vision from God, or even a cursed sword.
Dennis Liggio (Damned Lies Strike Back (Damned Lies #2))
The Perfect Seed Minecraft 1.7.9 Seed: 686298914     This has got to be the perfect seed with Villages, Desert Temples, Dungeons, Desert Villages and Strongholds. What more do you need!   Village with Diamonds & Tools: x: (-151) y: (72) z: (236)   NPC Village with Iron Armor & Tools: x: (-323) y: (75) z: (1039)   Desert temple: x: (-184) y: (73) z: (648)   Desert temple: x: (-500) y: (74) z: (329)   Desert temple: x: (-197) y: (67) z: (650)   Desert village (large): x: (-328) y: (82) z: (560)   Desert village (small): x: (-1254) y: (71) z: (743)   Desert temple (buried): x: (-804) y: (74) z: (1050)   Desert village: x: (-804) y: (74) z: (1050)   Desert village (tiny): x: (88) y: (77) z: (139)   Stronghold: x: (-973) y: (93) z: (127)   Dungeon -- Zombie Spawner (Contains Golden Apple): x: (-149) y: (68) z: (343)   Dungeon -- Spider Spawner (Lots of Name Tags): x: (-446) y: (59) z: (386) Best Seed Ever! Minecraft 1.7.9 Seed: 2138374464889032671     This is probably the best seed you will ever find simply because it has everything you coukld ever want  including Villages, Dungeon Spawners, Abandoned Mineshafts and even a stronghold. Take this seed for a spin for a great minecraft experience.     1st NPC Village w/Blacksmith: x: (-346) y: (67) z: (320)   2nd NPC Village (3 Dungeons underneath): x: (-850) y: (64) z: (250)   1st Dungeon spawner (contains enchanted book): x: (-852) y: (57) z: (252)   2nd Dungeon spawner (contains enchanted book): x: (-856) y: (56) z: (265)   3rd Dugneon spawner: x: (-861) y: (56) z: (270)   4th Dugneon spawner: x (-773) y: (23) z: (183)   5th Dungeon spawner: x: (-733) y: (19) z: (321)   6th Dungeon spawner: x: (-711) y: (41) z: (201)   Abandoned Mineshaft w/Diamonds: x: (-839) y: (42) z: (633)   Stronghold w/End Portal: x: (-80) y: (42) z: (795)
Jens Larrson (Minecraft: Book Of Seeds (Book of Minecraft - Unofficial Minecraft Guides - Minecraft Books for kids, Minecraft Handbooks, Childrens minecraft books 6))
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