Pig The Pug Quotes

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Cross a small dog with a pig and you have a pug.
Alyxandra Harvey (Blood Feud (Drake Chronicles, #2))
A stampede of footsteps came pounding up, accompanied by the yodeling howls of two very excited pugs. They loved drama like blonde haired sorority sisters.
Ann Swan (Covened (Mrs Pig and the Words of Power #1))
It looked like a pug crossed with Gollum. A pig crossed with a bat. A monkey crossed with Yoda who had bashed its face into a brick wall too many times. It was just ugly in every possible way.
Aurora Ascher (My Funny Demon Valentine (Hell Bent))
Mrs. Pig and Pugsworth bounced around reenacting what was either the Battle of Gettysburg or an episode of the Kardashians.
Ann Swan (Covened (Mrs Pig and the Words of Power #1))