Mortal Kombat Quotes

When he kept on standing there, I could hear the voice from Mortal Kombat demanding, “Finish him!

Finally, Aamod said, “Finish him.” Finish him? What was this Mortal Kombat?

Yo mama is so ugly… when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says, “Stay over there!

Mortal kombat, Warrior

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Here, back on earth, there was nothing else to do except for studies. His daily routine was fixed. Get up at 7 A.M in the morning, do some light exercises and eat some breakfast. After that studies and only studies. He couldn’t go out and play because all the other children were also doing the same thing. He thought about playing computer games and he did play them for some time, but then he gave up on them because after certain point of time, even computer games also get boring. Moreover, he felt that he was more of an outdoor guy .To cut off the boredom from his life; he decided to join summer camp. His summer camp was starting in one day and he was looking forward to it. For now, he had nothing else to do. He did some more homework and then played a little bit of video game after getting his mom’s permission. He liked to play action games on his “play station” like Mortal kombat, Warrior Ninja etc. These games were fun but real life adventure was better.

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