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I used to think, William, that it wasn’t love if you left your towel scrumpled after use, though I told and told you it couldn’t dry. I was always going to love you, William, as soon as you shaped up. That’s why I nagged and nagged you to straighten your towel out. Also, you do have a tendency to whine if somebody turns down a poem, and the back of your neck is skimpy. I used to kiss it to apologize, or was that love?
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