Ljupka Cvetanova Quotes

I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face.

In searching for myself, I have created myself.

I don't represent anyone's opinion. Not even my own. I'm neutral.

Before you criticize a woman, try walking in her high heels.

Hide in the mirror. No one will look for you there.

True friends chop the onions and cry together.

Dear God, save us from The Church!

Pandora opened the box with the new high-heels, put them on and went out to town.

It's easy to write the history. All the eyewitnesses are dead.

Once you drop a mask, you can never wear it again.

Smile and the world will laugh at you.

Be careful with the mask. You may get used to it.

The donkey heard the book gives wisdom and ate it.

If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!

Cinderella had to dress up so that the Prince could see her inner beauty.

Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.

There are honest politicians. They haven't won the elections yet.

My expectations for the future? A beautiful past.

Strong women are those who do not do everything they can.

How do I deal with people who look down on me? I look up at them.

There are no independent people. Even when you are standing aside, you are taking a side.

I've changed so many masks. None suits me.

Love doesn't go away overnight. It sometimes stays for coffee.

My affection for you is not my problem.

The brave soldiers die. The cowards survive and write the history.

Don't let the devil fool you! Unless he's handsome.

In search of myself, I have created myself.

Things are always either black or white. The grey in between is only a confusion.

Silence is the most expensive to buy.

When you are a child at home alone, you’re afraid someone might come; when you are old and at home alone, you’re afraid no one will come.

A smart woman doesn't have to think if she is beautiful. A beautiful woman doesn't have to think if she is smart.

Normality? Keeping one's insanity a secret.

There is only one woman in man's life : the other one.

Repeat a lie a thousand times and it becomes a successful political campaign.

Give the man a land, he'll bury himself in it.

Money give value to life. The more money you have, the more valuable you are to others.

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.

Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.

Wrinkles only exist in the mirror. Break the mirror and the wrinkles are gone.

The jusitce is blind. Turn the surveillance cameras off!

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

I know the power of speech. I don't talk much.

A gift for the holidays? A holiday is a gift in itself.

Leftovers come to those who wait.

Don't argue with a smart person. He won't drag you up to his level.

Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.

It takes two to bribe.

If time is money, how much is a lifetime?

Don't draw the line before stupidity. It'll take it as a start.

I think of you, therefore I exist.

The unspoken rule of democracy : three stupid ones will always outvote two smart ones.

Men protect women from those like them.

So many authors, so little time to disqualify them!

A third of population tend to corrupt. The rest have no money.

Future generations will not fight over legacy. We'll leave them nothing.

The differences between women are all cosmetic.

Poor people! They build tunnels to reach the light.

I've learned my lesson. I know nothing.

Love at first sight? Let me just put on my glasses.

Stairs to success are made of people.

When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opens it.

If I knew he loved me for my wealth, I would have told him I was richer.

They all come innocent in court.

Only memories have a future.

If they could, women would put make-up on the rainbow.

Go to bed! Someone is anxious to come into your dream.

Love?! When a piece of broke heart hits you.

It’s easy to count other people’s mistakes. Make your own if you can.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

I saw an injured black cat. God knows, who has crossed her path.

Naked people don't follow fashion, they follow instincts.

If I had time, I would become timeless.

Smile out loud! Make them wonder.

You say my performance was great. Did you come up with that conclusion observing me or the audience?

This applause is a plagiarism. Yesterday another audience applauded in exactly the same manner.

The devil never sleeps. He keeps me company.

You don't have to be a prince to love the princess.

After being expelled from Paradise, Adam and Eva got married.

Cheap is the love that has a price.

God created you. If you are up to another miracle, try with the plastic surgeon.

A man can love her woman, or he can be her husband.

Ancient aphorisms outlived centuries. Modern aphorisms can barеly survive from book to book.

Charles Darvin is wrong : Only the closest to the government will survive!

It's easy to write history. All the eyewitnesses are dead.

High heels? But of course! A lie has short legs.

The key to happiness is under the doorstep rug.

If you don't understand it, it's art.

Keep your heads up! We are sinking!

Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its publisher.

Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!

Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!

I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet.

What do you want to be when you grow up," asked the goat her ambitious lamb. " A wolf," answered the lamb.

No bridge has ever taken sides.

Women! Dressed to kill the woman in them.

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

In his life there was only one woman. The other one.

There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second.

Where there is a smoke, there is an ecologist.

Injustice! The Wolf has never told his side of the story!