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Me: Well, you see, I, uh, I'm a cancer survivor.
Person #1: And how's that working out for you?
Me: Well, you see, I, uh, used to have leukemia.
Person #2: Dude, how come you're not, like, BALD?
Me: Well, you see, I, uh, I had acute lymphocytic lymphoma when I was five.
Person #3: Whoa. THAT must'a sucked. I once had my tonsils out...
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