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RIP Leah Burke. She died of acute awkwardosis.
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Becky Albertalli (Leah on the Offbeat (Creekwood, #2))
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Mr. Spier, memorizing the Hamilton soundtrack is not going to save you on the AP Euro exam.
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Becky Albertalli (Leah on the Offbeat (Simonverse, #3))
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It's like it doesn't even matter if I like my body, because there's always someone there to remind me I shouldn't.
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Becky Albertalli (Leah on the Offbeat (Simonverse, #3))
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I don't even dislike Abby. It's just that my brain doesn't work right around her.
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Becky Albertalli (Leah on the Offbeat (Simonverse, #3))
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Dude, if you like me- if you actually like me- then be jealous. Be worried. Be something. If this were Nick flirting with me, Garrett would think woah: competition. But because it's Abby, it doesn't mean anything. It's like it doesn't count.
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Becky Albertalli (Leah on the Offbeat (Simonverse, #3))
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It’s too much. And I don’t want to embrace the suck. I want things to not suck. And I don’t think that’s too much to ask.
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Becky Albertalli (Leah on the Offbeat (Simonverse, #3))
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This is what a mess I am. I can’t write a two-word text without losing my shit. And I’m not even particularly attracted to this boy. If I were, I’d be dead. RIP Leah Burke. She died of acute awkwardosis.
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Becky Albertalli (Leah on the Offbeat (Creekwood, #2))
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Leah Catherine Burke is an actual genius, and we should never ever doubt her music taste.
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Becky Albertalli (Leah on the Offbeat (Simonverse, #3))