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The large tips they were to hand to Le Loup in gratitude for Pooh’s newfound aptitudes were quickly placed on the collection plate—with an extra fifty dollars or so along with an attached prayer that they too might have the blessing of being able to haul overloaded rigs right through weigh stations with nary a blink from an inspector. Pooh would nudge and then slap at her dates to try to bring them around to their original mission. But they ignored her and muttered their praises to me, the new patron saint of truckers.
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J.T. LeRoy (Sarah)