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You can’t get much done in life if you only work on days when you feel good.
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Jerry West
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It was the day of the worms. That first almost-warm, after-the-rainy-night day in April, when you bolt from your house to find yourself in a world of worms. They were as numerous here in the East End as they had been in the West. The sidewalks, the streets. The very places where they didn't belong. Forlorn, marooned on concrete and asphalt, no place to burrow, April's orphans.
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Jerry Spinelli (Maniac Magee)
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The trick in writing children's books is to set up danger, mystery and excitement on page one. Force the kid to turn the page . . . Then in the middle of each chapter there's a dramatic point of excitement, and at chapter's end, a cliffhanger.
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters at Snowflake Camp)
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There is no better insurance than the knowledge of how to do something the right way. There is no greater peace of mind than knowing you did it the right way.
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Jerry G. West
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I understand all too well that you can make legislation but you can't legislate how people feel toward one another.
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Jerry West (West by West: My Charmed, Tormented Life)
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Mr. Edwards admired the well-built, pleasant house and heartily enjoyed the good dinner. But he said he was going on West with the train when it pulled out. Pa could not persuade him to stay longer.
"I'm aiming to go far West in the spring," he said. "This here, country, it's too settled up for me. The politicians are a-swarming in already, and ma'am if'n there's any worse pest than grasshoppers it surely is politicians. Why, they'll tax the lining out'n a man's pockets to keep up these here county-seat towns..."
"Feller come along and taxed me last summer. Told me I got to put in every last thing I had. So I put in Tom and Jerry, my horses, at fifty dollars apiece, and my oxen yoke, Buck and Bright, I put in at fifty, and my cow at thirty five.
'Is that all you got?' he says. Well I told him I'd put in five children I reckoned was worth a dollar apiece.
'Is that all?' he says. 'How about your wife?' he says.
'By Mighty!' I says to him. 'She says I don't own her and I don't aim to pay no taxes on her,' I says. And I didn't.
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Laura Ingalls Wilder (The Long Winter (Little House, #6))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Swiss Echo Mystery: (Volume 25))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters (Happy Hollisters, #1))
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Suddenly Sue shrieked as only four-year-old girls can.
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters on a River Trip: (Volume 2))
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CHARACTER COMMUNICATES CONSISTENCY Leaders without inner strength can’t be counted on day after day because their ability to perform changes constantly. NBA great Jerry West commented, “You can’t get too much done in life if you only work on the days when you feel good.” If your people don’t know what to expect from you as a leader, at some point they won’t look to you for leadership.
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John C. Maxwell (The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership: Follow Them and People Will Follow You)
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he's going to marry Ellen West after wanting her all his life. If I was Ellen—but then, I'm not, and if she is satisfied I can very well be. I heard her say years ago when she was a schoolgirl that she didn't want a tame puppy for a husband. There's nothing tame about Norman, believe ME." The sun was setting over Rainbow Valley. The pond was wearing a wonderful tissue of purple and gold and green and crimson. A faint blue haze rested on the eastern hill, over which a great, pale, round moon was just floating up like a silver bubble. They were all there, squatted in the little open glade—Faith and Una, Jerry and Carl, Jem and Walter, Nan and Di, and Mary Vance. They had been having a special celebration, for it would be Jem's last evening in Rainbow Valley. On the morrow he would leave for Charlottetown to attend Queen's Academy. Their charmed circle would be broken; and, in spite of the jollity of their little festival, there was a hint of sorrow in every gay young heart. "See—there is a great golden palace over there in the sunset," said Walter, pointing. "Look at the shining tower—and the crimson banners streaming from them. Perhaps a conqueror is riding home from battle—and
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L.M. Montgomery (Rainbow Valley (Anne of Green Gables #7))
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From The Self-Mover's Bible; The Longest Distance between Two Points is a Shortcut
Most of us look at a map and instinctively plot a trip based on the shortest distance or as the crow flies. The difference here is that you aren’t flying a crow you’re driving a truck. Unless you are personally familiar with the alternative route your quickest and safest route is the Interstate. 500 miles of smooth sailing on a six-lane highway takes less time to drive than 400 miles on winding two-lane country roads. The Interstate was made for trucks.
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Jerry G. West
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When you enter West Point, you find that the Army doesn’t care a hang about the first verses of the Star Spangled Banner. It’s the third verse that you must learn. It goes: Oh thus be it ever when free men shall stand, Between their loved homes and the war’s desolation! Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven rescued land, Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation. Then conquer we must, When our cause it is just, And this be our motto: ‘In God is our trust!’ And the star spangled banner in triumph shall wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
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Jerry Pournelle (There Will Be War Volume I)
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Make a List (or lists)
• Make a list of all the things that you can look at and think: Why did we even bother to move that the last time? Now will be your last and best chance to give or throw away unwanted items until your next move (5-7 years on average). Give unwanted clothes, furniture, kitchen items, etc. to a charity that allows you to use your donation as a tax write-off. Yard sales are another option.
• Make a list (and/or get one online) of household hazardous materials. These are common items in your home that are not or might not be safe to transport: flammables like propane tanks (even empty ones), gasoline or kerosene, aerosols or compressed gases (hair spray, spray paint), cleaning fluids in plastic containers (bleach, ammonia) and pesticides (bug spray) and herbicides (weed killer) and caustics like lye or pool acid.
There is more likely to be damage caused by leakage of cleaning fluids-- like bleach--than there is by damage caused by a violent explosion or fire in your truck. The problem lies in the fact that any leaking fluid is going to drip its way to the floor and spread out--even in the short time span of your move and more so if you are going up and down hills. Aerosols can explode in the summer heat as can propane BBQ tanks. Gasoline from lawnmowers and pesticide vapors expand in the heat and can permeate everything in the truck. Plastic containers that have been opened can expand and contract with a change in temperature and altitude and crack.
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Jerry G. West (The Self-Mover's Bible: A Comprehensive Illustrated Guide to DIY Moving Written by Professional Furniture Mover Jerry G. West)
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There are a number of advantages to moving yourself, with saving money being number one. I have done professional loading and unloading for countless shippers. Most were looking at savings of approximately fifty percent when all expenses were considered. These were people who were moving mostly 8,000 pound or less of furniture (household goods)-- the weight of the contents of the average small three-bedroom home and the maximum usable (as opposed to advertised) capacity of the largest rental trucks.
Moving yourself has other advantages too. Weather and road conditions permitting, the move will go on your schedule. You won’t have to worry about coordinating with your movers for delivery because you are the movers. There is also the security of knowing exactly where your stuff is with no worries about delays, mixed-up shipments or theft.
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Jerry G. West
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Size Matters. A lot.
How much you have and more importantly how much space it will take up in a movingtruck are the first things you need to know when planning a long distance move. Professional movers charge by weight because it is an easier and more uniform way to determine exactly how much you have. They literally drive the truck onto a large scale before loading your goods to get a light weight and return after loading your stuff to get a heavy weight, with the difference being the weight of your shipment. The moving company’s estimate, however, is based on coming to your home and surveying the total cubic feet, or estimated size of all your household goods.
They then convert that figure into a weight estimate by multiplying the cubic feet (cubes) by the average density of 6.5 pounds per cubic foot. A small 2-bedroom house for example might have 1,000 cubic feet which when multiplied by a density of 6.5 (lbs) would equal 6,500 lbs. If this sounds like brain surgery then I would ask you to try and remember the last furniture mover you met who struck you as brain surgeon-ish.
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Jerry G. West
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No. Faith never believed Mary Vance. I was dreadfully foolish to believe her, either. Faith loves you already—she has loved you ever since poor Adam was eaten. And Jerry and Carl will think it is jolly. Oh, Miss West, when you come to live with us, will you—could you—teach me to cook—a little—and sew—and— and—and do things? I don't know anything. I won't be much trouble—I'll try to learn fast.
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L.M. Montgomery (Rainbow Valley (Anne of Green Gables #7))
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Amy Schumer: I did an interview with Jerry Seinfeld the other day. Judd Apatow: You did? Did you know him at all? Amy: We met a bunch of times at the Cellar, but I didn’t know him well. He picked me up in a Ferrari, and then it broke down on [the] West Side Highway. It was a real piece of shit. It was smoking, it was real scary. Judd:
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Judd Apatow (Sick in the Head: Conversations About Life and Comedy)
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I don’t believe in heaven, and even if I did I’d hope nonexistent-god they don’t have fucking twitter there. It’s heaven! Go play chocolate badminton on a cloud with Jerry Orbach and your childhood cat.
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Lindy West (Shrill: Notes from a Loud Woman)
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters at Sea Gull Beach (Happy Hollisters, #3))
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I had an important delivery to make that couldn’t wait,” he told her, reaching into the bag. He pulled out a tub of Ben & Jerry's and a simple black Bible with some pages in it marked with post-it notes.
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Louisa West (Jealousy's a Witch (Midlife in Mosswood #2))
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underneath it, and Leigh got mad. Not as mad as the time Bryce dipped her hairbrush in the fish tank, but mad enough to tell her dad. He came in and sat on my bed and grinned for about five minutes, then left. The hardest thing we’ve ever done is move from Illinois. When we drove away from our little house, it seemed like we left every friend we’d ever had. The new people were already moving in, which was sad. We’d written our names in the cement by the driveway. Half of Dylan’s car collection is still buried in the backyard. The cheap swing set my mom bought at a garage sale is still under that big, leafy tree. My friend Carolyn said she was jealous of me getting to move out west, making a new start. I would have traded places
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Jerry B. Jenkins (Haunted Waters (The Red Rock Mysteries #1))
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I am incredibly proud of you for everything you have done in your relatively short life. I will be watching over you every day to see what new and exciting things you will accomplish—regardless of what occupations(s) you pursue over your lifetime. Do your best to support Dad and your siblings, especially during this first year as it will be the hardest for everyone. I remember that from when my father died. Time will certainly help, but it takes a long time to focus on the happy memories while the sad thoughts are more immediate and closer at hand. I had many fantastic years on earth, more than a lot of people, hence, I have no complaints. I survived a melanoma, car accident in the mountains of West Virginia with Uncle Jerry, car accident in Durham. So I have already lived many lives and I was extremely grateful for each and every moment.
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Steven Petrow (Stupid Things I Won't Do When I Get Old)
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When the Lakers held Jerry West Night in March 1971, Bill Russell paid his own way to be there and said during the ceremony, “Jerry, I once wrote that success is a journey, and that the greatest honor a man can have is the respect and friendship of his peers.
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Bill Simmons (The Book of Basketball: The NBA According to The Sports Guy)
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When the Lakers held Jerry West Night in March 1971, Bill Russell paid his own way to be there and said during the ceremony, “Jerry, I once wrote that success is a journey, and that the greatest honor a man can have is the respect and friendship of his peers. You have that more than any man I know. Jerry, you are, in every sense of the word, truly a champion. If I could have one wish granted, it would be that you would always be happy.
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Bill Simmons (The Book of Basketball: The NBA According to The Sports Guy)
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the reason we in the West do not suffer more persecution is because we have accommodated ourselves too much to the world around us.
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Jerry Bridges (True Community: The Biblical Practice of Koinonia)
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marry your father because you wanted to make him happy? You're a darling—a heroine—as Ellen would say, you're a brick. Now listen to me, very closely, dearest. Mary Vance is a silly little girl who doesn't know very much and she is dreadfully mistaken about some things. I would never dream of trying to turn your father against you. I would love you all dearly. I don't want to take your own mother's place—she must always have that in your hearts. But neither have I any intention of being a stepmother. I want to be your friend and helper and CHUM. Don't you think that would be nice, Una—if you and Faith and Carl and Jerry could just think of me as a good jolly chum—a big older sister?" "Oh, it would be lovely," cried Una, with a transfigured face. She flung her arms impulsively round Rosemary's neck. She was so happy that she felt as if she could fly on wings. "Do the others—do Faith and the boys have the same idea you had about stepmothers?" "No. Faith never believed Mary Vance. I was dreadfully foolish to believe her, either. Faith loves you already—she has loved you ever since poor Adam was eaten. And Jerry and Carl will think it is jolly. Oh, Miss West, when you come to live with us, will you—could you—teach me to cook—a little—and sew—and— and—and do things? I don't know anything. I won't be much trouble—I'll try to learn fast." "Darling, I'll teach you and help you all I can. Now, you won't say a word to anybody about this, will you—not even to Faith, until your father himself tells you you may? And you'll stay and have tea with me?
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L.M. Montgomery (Rainbow Valley (Anne of Green Gables #7))
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What else would you expect? Whites never go inside black's homes. Much less inside their thoughts and feelings. And blacks are just as ignorant of whites. What white kid could hate blacks after spending five minutes in the Beale's house? And what bleak kid could hat whites after answering Mrs. Pickwell's dinner whistle? But the East Enders stayed in the east and the West Enders stayed in the west, and the less they knew about each other, the more they invented.
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Jerry Spinelli
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In 1982, the thirty-seven murders that took place inside Ector County gave Odessa the distinction of having the highest murder rate in the country. Most agreed that was a pretty high number, but mention of gun control was as popular as a suggestion to change the Ten Commandments. A year later, Odessa made national news again when someone made the fateful mistake of accusing an escaped convict from Alabama named Leamon Ray Price of cheating in a high-stakes poker game. Price, apparently insulted by such a charge, went to the bathroom and then came out shooting with his thirty-eight. He barricaded himself behind a bookcase while the players he was trying to kill hid under the poker table. By the time Odessa police detective Jerry Smith got there the place looked like something out of the Wild West, an old-fashioned shoot-out at the La Casita apartment complex with poker chips and cards and bullet holes all over the dining room. Two men were dead and two wounded when Price made his escape. His fatal error came when he tried to break into a house across the street. The startled owner, hearing the commotion, did what he thought was only appropriate: he took out his gun and shot Price dead. It was incidents such as these that gave Odessa its legacy.
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H.G. Bissinger (Friday Night Lights: A Town, a Team, and a Dream)
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Give me a minute,' I told her. I sat on the cold, clumpy ground. I turned my back on the smudgy sunrise so that I was facing west, facing you. I closed my eyes and I did something I've been thinking about: I sent you a message. A question. I hope you receive it.
Then I got up and we left.
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Jerry Spinelli (Love, Stargirl (Stargirl, #2))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters (Happy Hollisters, #1))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Monster Mystery (Happy Hollisters #32))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Monster Mystery (Happy Hollisters #32))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Monster Mystery (Happy Hollisters #32))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters on a River Trip: (Volume 2))
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Flyers were placed in every seat stating: ‘When, not if, the Lakers win the title, balloons will be released from the rafters, the USC marching band will play Happy Days Are Here Again and broadcaster Chick Hearn will interview Elgin Baylor, Jerry West and Wilt Chamberlain in that order.
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Roger Gordon (6.4.76 Phoenix Suns Vs. Boston Celtics: The Greatest Game Ever Played)
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Cuckoo Clock Mystery (Volume 24))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Cuckoo Clock Mystery (Volume 24))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Cuckoo Clock Mystery (Volume 24))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Cuckoo Clock Mystery (Volume 24))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Swiss Echo Mystery: (Volume 25))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Swiss Echo Mystery: (Volume 25))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Cuckoo Clock Mystery (Volume 24))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Swiss Echo Mystery: (Volume 25))
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Everybody around here calls us the Happy Hollisters,” Ricky explained. “Our house is down there,” he added, pointing.
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters (Happy Hollisters, #1))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters at Mystery Mountain (Happy Hollisters, #5))
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Pete shook his head. “No, but we’ve heard that Peppo,
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters at Circus Island (Happy Hollisters #8))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters at Circus Island (Happy Hollisters #8))
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in her chubby hands. She opened it and pulled out the telegram. “Please
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Trading Post Mystery (Happy Hollisters, #7))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters (Happy Hollisters, #1))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters (Happy Hollisters, #1))
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The contest was close, but Pete’s practice at skeet shooting was in his favor and he won.
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Indian Treasure (Happy Hollisters, #4))
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tickets inside the building, the Yumatan helped the boys with the baggage. Then he wished them luck and said good-
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Indian Treasure (Happy Hollisters, #4))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Indian Treasure (Happy Hollisters, #4))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters at Snowflake Camp (Happy Hollisters, #6))
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By the time the dishes
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters at Snowflake Camp (Happy Hollisters, #6))
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In the West, especially, we don’t often consciously feel the actions of government impacting our lives from day to day.
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Jerry Bridges (Trusting God: Even When Life Hurts)
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters at Mystery Mountain (Happy Hollisters, #5))
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This film was taken at Froston last year during the Trappers’ Carnival.
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters at Snowflake Camp (Happy Hollisters, #6))
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After breakfast, he asked if the children would do him a favor between one and two o’clock. He had to make a speech before the Shoreham Business Men’s Club, which he had joined only a few days before. Since Tinker had to make some deliveries at that time, would the children come down and help?
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters (Happy Hollisters, #1))
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The Celtics were so dominant in the 1960s that Jerry West stopped wearing anything green because it reminded him of the frustration the Lakers had endured during that decade.
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Phil Jackson (Eleven Rings)
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Be careful,” Sue called up to him. “I don’t want a busted Daddy.
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Indian Treasure (Happy Hollisters, #4))
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In the aftermath of his sizzling four-game summer league run, Bryant expected to join the team and immediately emerge as a superstar. Only, well, he did something extraordinarily stupid. Because Bryant was young and dumb and a 24/7 hoops junkie, on the afternoon of September 2 he visited the famed pickup courts of Venice Beach to get in a few runs. After leaping at the hoop to tip-dunk the ball, he fell toward the pavement and tried to catch himself with his left wrist. His 200-pound body landed atop his arms, and moments later he saw three knots bulging below his hand. The wrist was broken—and Jerry West was dumbfounded. He greeted the news of the malady with stunned silence, responding to Gary Vitti, the team’s trainer, with a blank stare. “He was doing what?” West asked. “Playing basketball at Venice,” Vitti explained. “Wait,” West said. “Wait, wait. Wait. What?” It would be one of the last times the Lakers didn’t include a NO PICKUP BASKETBALL clause in the contract of a rookie signee.
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Jeff Pearlman (Three-Ring Circus: Kobe, Shaq, Phil, and the Crazy Years of the Lakers Dynasty)
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IMPORTANT: One must NEVER EVER use tampons and Ben & Jerry's as each other's decoy purchases, as this suggests you are some sort of Bridget Jones situation who needs ice cream to soothe her menses a-bloo-bloos, which defeats the entire purpose of decoy purchases, Albert Einstein.
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Lindy West (Shrill: Notes from a Loud Woman)
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Mystery of the Little Mermaid (The Happy Hollisters #18))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Mystery at Missile Town (Volume 19))
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The Happy Hollisters
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters on a River Trip: (Volume 2))
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If a woodchuck would chuck All the wood a woodchuck could chuck How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Whistle-Pig Mystery (The Happy Hollisters, #28))
Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters on a River Trip: (Volume 2))
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The Happy Hollisters and the Sea Turtle Mystery
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Swiss Echo Mystery: (Volume 25))
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met. Everyone bustled about next
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Mystery in Skyscraper City: (Volume 17))
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Herr Doktor Richter, a former official in the canton of Geneva. “Perhaps he could help us find D. Berg,” Pam suggested.
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Jerry West (The Happy Hollisters and the Swiss Echo Mystery: (Volume 25))