Jeep Wrangler Quotes

There’s a dead man in my car. A man. Dead. In the driver’s seat of my Subaru. This is not at all on-brand for Subaru. Subarus aren’t killers’ cars. Jeep Wranglers are.

into the trees when the occasional car went past them.  When he reached his vehicle, a new Jeep Wrangler, he had put her inside, cautiously buckling her into the passenger seat.  In a case from the rear he had removed another bottle of the special spray he had used at the Whitelaw compound.  He had used more of the spray to disperse their scents. Finally he

once my kids are older I’ll trade in my minivan for something more fun—judging by the parking lot at Costco, I think the Jeep Wrangler is the female midlife crisis equivalent of the sports car.

Okay, Madison Chandler may have gotten a Chanel caviar purse at fourteen (it was a hand-me-down) and a Jeep Wrangler at sixteen, but wow, there were sandwiches smarter than this girl.