Ibrahimovic Quotes

At Balkan, it was more like, ‘I’ll do your mum up the arse.’ They were mental Yugoslavs who smoked like chimneys and flung their boots about, and I thought, Great, just like at home.

Först gick jag vänster och det gjorde han också. Sen gick jag höger och det gjorde han också. Sen stack jag vänster, och då gick han och köpte korv.

What was relegation into the second division, when my Dad had just become my biggest fan?

Teambuilding er ikke for filosoffer. Forestil dig at spise knækbrød i en kantine fuld af filosoffer. Alle de vrede blikke, der ville blive rettet mod en og ens spegepølsemad. Stakkels Sverige. Knækbrødet har gjort det umuligt for dem at tænke frit. Zlatan er deres største tænker. I Norge er det bedre, har jeg hørt. Det skyldes sikkert, at landet næsten er tomt. Helt stille.

Быть не такими, как все - это прекрасно. Продолжайте оставаться самими собой.

Messi,

c*nts. I responded by saying if anybody was a c*nt, it

There are a few moments I will see on the internet when I retire and I’ll tell myself they’re amazing. I’ll ask myself how even I could have achieved such feats.” Zlatan on retiring “We’re looking for an apartment in Paris. If we don’t find anything, then I’ll probably just buy the hotel.” Zlatan on relocating his family after joining Paris Saint-Germain “You can’t coach brilliance like that.” On his amazing 30-yard overhead kick goal for Sweden against England in 2012 “Jose Mourinho is a big star. The first time he met my partner he said, ‘Helena, you have

one mission. Feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy’. That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.” On his bromance with Mourinho “The Barca players were like schoolboys, following the coach blindly. Whereas I was used to asking, ‘Why should we?’” The forward explains what it was like to play at Barcelona “I can’t help but laugh at how perfect I am.” Zlatan is as modest as ever Reporter: “You’ve got some scars on your face, Zlatan. What has happened?” Zlatan: “Well... I don’t know... You’ll have to ask your wife about that.” Agent Anders Carlsson: “Southampton...Southampton is interested.” Zlatan: “What the f*ck! Southampton! Is that my level? Southampton!” Unsettled at Ajax, Zlatan asks his agent if any clubs offered him a way out “You can’t be a clown all the time.” Zlatan on growing up after five months at Ajax “Hi @Twitter. For tomorrow Zlatan needs more than 140 characters. Please change rules for Zlatan.” He tweeted this ahead of a Q&A on social media. The following are some of his best replies to fan questions... “There are 2 things Zlatan cannot do @at_sunshine. One is be predictable. The other is a step-under. But Zlatan is practising. #DareToZlatan.