Ibiza Holiday Quotes

On holiday in Ibiza in 2001, a young woman from Edinburgh met a young man from London and he gave her his number on the back of a bar receipt. But when she got home, the receipt was nowhere to be found. Chalking it up to carelessness, she called her mother to tell her about the holiday – only for her suitor to answer the phone. She had misdialled her mother’s mobile number, which was only one digit different from his.

When friends asked how he was coping with his spectacular loss, he would say, ‘I sleep like a baby – I wake up every ten minutes screaming!’ He was advised on health grounds to take a holiday, so he went to his home in Ibiza and ran regularly on the beach. ‘Someone asked me later how much I had lost. I said, “$300 million and 20lbs.