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I am calm, blondie.” “Even though these men are probably slavers or cannibals?” “Nah, homeowners’ association gone awry.
Kresley Cole (Poison Princess (The Arcana Chronicles, #1))
Homeowners' Association: the means whereby people who own homes are able to transfer their rights to the neighborhood control freaks.
Ron Brackin
WARNING: ANY MONEY YOU SAVE BY DOING HOMEOWNER PROJECTS YOURSELF WILL BE OFFSET BY THE COST OF HIRING COMPETENT PROFESSIONALS TO COME AND REMOVE THEM SO YOU CAN SELL YOUR HOUSE, NOT TO MENTION THE EMOTIONAL TRAUMA ASSOCIATED WITH LISTENING TO THESE PROFESSIONALS, AS THEY RIP OUT LARGE CHUNKS OF A PROJECT, LAUGH, AND YELL REMARKS SUCH AS: “HEY! GET A LOAD OF THIS.
Dave Barry (Dave Barry's Greatest Hits)
Back in the 1980s, the original stated purpose of the mortgage-backed bond had been to redistribute the risk associated with home mortgage lending. Home mortgage loans could find their way to the bond market investors willing to pay the most for them. The interest rate paid by the homeowner would thus fall. The goal of the innovation, in short, was to make the financial markets more efficient. Now, somehow, the same innovative spirit was being put to the opposite purpose: to hide the risk by complicating it. The market was paying Goldman Sachs bond traders to make the market less efficient.
Michael Lewis (The Big Short)
I'm more of a sprinter than a marathoner when it comes to many aspects of life. For example, when I'm running. Over short distances--up to two yards--I can run faster than cheap panty hose on an itchy porcupine. But over long distances, I'm not so impressive. I try to compensate for my lack of long-distance endurance by having good form. I'm told that my running style is quite majestic. That's probably because I learned to run by watching nature films in which leopards chased frightened zebras. Now when I run, I open my eyes real wide and let my tongue slap the side of my face. If you saw it, you'd be saying, "That's very majestic." And then you'd run like a frightened zebra. That's why my homeowners association voted to ask me to do my jogging with a pillowcase over my head.
Scott Adams (The Dilbert Future: Thriving on Stupidity in the 21st Century (Dilbert: Business, #3))
If government had declined to build racially separate public housing in cities where segregation hadn’t previously taken root, and instead had scattered integrated developments throughout the community, those cities might have developed in a less racially toxic fashion, with fewer desperate ghettos and more diverse suburbs. If the federal government had not urged suburbs to adopt exclusionary zoning laws, white flight would have been minimized because there would have been fewer racially exclusive suburbs to which frightened homeowners could flee. If the government had told developers that they could have FHA guarantees only if the homes they built were open to all, integrated working-class suburbs would likely have matured with both African Americans and whites sharing the benefits. If state courts had not blessed private discrimination by ordering the eviction of African American homeowners in neighborhoods where association rules and restrictive covenants barred their residence, middle-class African Americans would have been able gradually to integrate previously white communities as they developed the financial means to do so. If churches, universities, and hospitals had faced loss of tax-exempt status for their promotion of restrictive covenants, they most likely would have refrained from such activity. If police had arrested, rather than encouraged, leaders of mob violence when African Americans moved into previously white neighborhoods, racial transitions would have been smoother. If state real estate commissions had denied licenses to brokers who claimed an “ethical” obligation to impose segregation, those brokers might have guided the evolution of interracial neighborhoods. If school boards had not placed schools and drawn attendance boundaries to ensure the separation of black and white pupils, families might not have had to relocate to have access to education for their children. If federal and state highway planners had not used urban interstates to demolish African American neighborhoods and force their residents deeper into urban ghettos, black impoverishment would have lessened, and some displaced families might have accumulated the resources to improve their housing and its location. If government had given African Americans the same labor-market rights that other citizens enjoyed, African American working-class families would not have been trapped in lower-income minority communities, from lack of funds to live elsewhere. If the federal government had not exploited the racial boundaries it had created in metropolitan areas, by spending billions on tax breaks for single-family suburban homeowners, while failing to spend adequate funds on transportation networks that could bring African Americans to job opportunities, the inequality on which segregation feeds would have diminished. If federal programs were not, even to this day, reinforcing racial isolation by disproportionately directing low-income African Americans who receive housing assistance into the segregated neighborhoods that government had previously established, we might see many more inclusive communities. Undoing the effects of de jure segregation will be incomparably difficult. To make a start, we will first have to contemplate what we have collectively done and, on behalf of our government, accept responsibility.
Richard Rothstein (The Color of Law: A Forgotten History of How Our Government Segregated America)
I was just thinking about all the rules and regulations we pick up like lice during our lives. When you’re a child, there are so many no-nos. Then you become more mature and you get the false impression, live under the illusion, that restrictions diminish. For a while you forget all the new ones. You can drive, but now there are all those traffic regulations. You can stay out later, but there are rules about alcohol and drugs and curfews. You are suddenly aware of other things like jay walking, littering, defacing property, cutting in front of people in lines, obeying the rules your bank imposes and your college imposes. Then, of course, once you’re really on your own, earning your own keep, there are the pages and pages of IRS codes. You have all that beside the Ten Commandments and spools of new edicts related to civil and criminal law.’ ‘So?’ ‘And then you get married, save up enough money to have a mortgage and a house in a place like that,’ I said, nodding at the development, ‘and are handed a booklet of CC and Rs, the covenants, conditions and restrictions associated with your homeowners’ association. It never stops. Even after your dead. Did you know there is a mileage restriction relating to how far you have to be taken to have your ashes dumped at sea?’ ‘You forgot the rules your own body imposes on you, like when to eat and drink, what to eat and drink, and when to seek sexual intercourse. And sleep. I always forget sleep.
Andrew Neiderman (Lost in His Eyes: Romantic suspense)
A common misperception then and now is that subprime loans were being sought out by financially irresponsible borrowers with bad credit, so the lenders were simply appropriately pricing the loans higher to offset the risk of default. And in fact, subprime loans were more likely to end up in default. If a Black homeowner finally answered Mario Taylor’s dozenth call and ended it possessing a mortgage that would turn out to be twice as expensive as the prime one he started with, is it any wonder that it would quickly become unaffordable? This is where the age-old stereotypes equating Black people with risk—an association explicitly drawn in red ink around America’s Black neighborhoods for most of the twentieth century—obscured the plain and simple truth: what was risky wasn’t the borrower; it was the loan.
Heather McGhee (The Sum of Us: What Racism Costs Everyone and How We Can Prosper Together (One World Essentials))
I’d liked South Riding, before the divorce. Back before I’d known my husband was sleeping with our real estate agent, who also sat on the board of the homeowners association. Somehow, I’m guessing that’s not what the saleslady had in mind when she’d described our suburban mecca as having a “small-town” feel.
Elle Cosimano (Finlay Donovan Is Killing It (Finlay Donovan, #1))
Having decided there was little point in denying my status as a gentrifier, I joined the neighborhood security association, a network of mostly middle- and upper-middle-class homeowners that employed a small stable of private patrol officers to cruise the neighborhood and scare any potential marauders, most of which amounted to kids loitering near the park.
Meghan Daum (Life Would Be Perfect If I Lived in That House: A Memoir)
blinked a few times and realized I was starting to think like some sort of post-apocalyptic homeowners association director. Whether it was due to coming down off the endorphin high of having one of the enemy saunter into my home or because I really needed to eat something, I may never know.
James Crawford (Blood Soaked and Contagious (Blood Soaked #1))
Unlike the house you live in, practically every expense attached to your rental property counts as a deductible business expense for tax purposes. Expenses to deduct include: • Mortgage interest • Property taxes • Insurance • Homeowners association dues • Advertising (to fill a vacancy) • Utilities • Repairs and maintenance • Pest control • Landscaping • Trash pickup • Depreciation What doesn’t count as an expense? Any major repairs or renovations you perform count as capital expenditures that get added to the cost basis of the property, effectively reducing your taxable income when you eventually sell.
Michele Cagan (Real Estate Investing 101: From Finding Properties and Securing Mortgage Terms to REITs and Flipping Houses, an Essential Primer on How to Make Money with Real Estate (Adams 101 Series))
Homeowners Association. A lot like hell, but with cleaner streets.
J.N. Chaney (Legacy of Stars (Backyard Starship, #4))
fascist homeowners-association swatch book. And
Matthew FitzSimmons (Constance (Constance, #1))
Here’s how it works: let’s say your income is $150,000 per year, or $12,500 a month gross. At 36% DTI, your total monthly payments, including your proposed mortgage, taxes, homeowners insurance, and homeowners’ association (HOA) or condo fees can’t exceed $4,500.
Anthony S. Park (How to Buy Your Perfect First Home: What Every First-time Homebuyer Needs to Know)
When using our homeowner's association websites, communication between members is always fast and efficient. We give you, the administrator, the ability to email and text your individual users, specific groups, or the entire community all at once. You can deliver these important messages in seconds.
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When condominiums don’t meet government-backed lenders’ standards they become non-warrantable. This means that buyers cannot get standard loans for these properties. They will have to pay cash or pay exorbitant rates through private lenders. When a building is full of non-warrantable condos, the pool of buyers shrinks and lowers the condo’s value. One might think that newer projects would have lower maintenance costs than older projects. But this isn’t always true. Some builders set monthly fees low while they advertise the project. This attracts bargain buyers, but owners soon discover they have inadequate reserves. The monthly fees then skyrocket. Even if the homeowners successfully sue the builder, it is hard to sell any properties while litigation is pending, and values drop. Most states have specific forms for condominium transactions in which the association discloses finances and reserves. Buyers must sign and verify they have examined the financial condition of the project. Pay attention to past history. How old is the roof? When were improvements last made? How often do association dues increase? Even though many people don’t investigate these issues, a home’s value depends on them. CHAPTER 7 BANK FINANCING Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? — Alan King Bank lending standards and terms change daily. This chapter provides general principles that should prove useful over the long term. We will examine how to borrow from banks to acquire or refinance a home. Please note the term “banks” as used here includes credit unions and other major financial institutions. There’s another chapter on non-bank lending to help those who don’t meet the criteria set by major lending institutions.
Alex Goldstein (No Nonsense Real Estate: What Everyone Should Know Before Buying or Selling a Home)
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Michael A.N.P. Cretikos
Prior to the U.S. government’s entrance into the home loan business in the 1930’s – this coming as a result of FDR’s New Deal – savings and loan associations had, up until that point, provided the majority of the loans which were used to finance the acquisition of homes. The Homeowners Refinancing Act and the Home Owners Loan Corporation Act were each passed in 1933…just as the Great Depression was devastating the finances of Americans. These two housing Acts? Extensions by the U.S. government into the private sector. One byproduct of FDR’s New Deal. The Home Refinancing Act and the Home Owners Loan Corporation Act provided assistance to Americans who were in danger of losing their homes. Due to an inability to refinance their home loans. Thanks to the New Deal, Americans gained access to new refinancing opportunities. Which, should there have been no New Deal, would not have been in place. The government’s election to get more deeply involved in the home loan business during the Great Depression was a wise foray by the U.S. government into the private sector.
Ted Ihde, Thinking About Becoming A Real Estate Developer?
Wachovia Bank Foreclosures: Understanding the Process and What You Need to Know Wachovia Bank, once a prominent financial institution in the United States, was known for offering various financial services, including mortgage lending. However, like many other banks, Wachovia faced its challenges during the 2008 financial crisis, and its mortgage operations were affected. Many individuals found themselves facing foreclosure on loans held by Wachovia. Understanding the foreclosure process associated with Wachovia Bank and how it impacts homeowners can help individuals navigate this difficult situation. What Is Foreclosure? Foreclosure is the legal process by which a lender, such as Wachovia Bank, takes possession of a property from the homeowner who has defaulted on their mortgage payments. The process begins after the homeowner misses several payments, and the lender attempts to recover the outstanding loan balance by selling the property. In many cases, foreclosure results in the homeowner losing their property. The Wachovia Bank Foreclosure Process Although Wachovia Bank no longer operates under its original name (having been acquired by Wells Fargo in 2008), the foreclosure process involving Wachovia loans follows similar steps to those of other financial institutions. Here’s an overview of how the foreclosure process typically works: Missed Payments and Default Foreclosure begins when a homeowner misses several mortgage payments. Typically, the lender will send reminders and notices of default. If payments are not made within the stipulated time frame (usually after 90 days), the lender initiates formal foreclosure proceedings. Notice of Default After a homeowner defaults on their mortgage, the lender will send a Notice of Default (NOD). This notice serves as an official warning that the lender intends to foreclose on the property unless the homeowner can bring the mortgage payments up to date. Pre-Foreclosure and Auction If the homeowner does not resolve the arrears or reach an agreement with Wachovia (or Wells Fargo, as the case may be), the lender may initiate a foreclosure auction. This is when the property is put up for sale to recover the outstanding loan balance. The auction typically occurs at the county courthouse or through an online platform. Post-Foreclosure Sale If no buyer comes forward at the foreclosure auction, the property may become "bank-owned" or "REO" (Real Estate Owned) by Wells Fargo. In this situation, the bank will attempt to sell the property on the open market, often at a discounted price, to recover the debt. Potential Consequences of Wachovia Bank Foreclosures Loss of Property The most obvious consequence of foreclosure is the loss of the property. Homeowners will have to vacate the home and may be forced into temporary housing or an apartment. Credit Score Impact Foreclosure can significantly damage a homeowner's credit score, making it more difficult to secure future loans or obtain favorable interest rates. Deficiency Judgment In some cases, if the foreclosure sale does not cover the full mortgage balance, the lender may pursue a deficiency judgment against the homeowner for the remaining amount owed. However, laws regarding deficiency judgments vary by state. Options for Homeowners Facing Foreclosure While foreclosure may seem inevitable, homeowners with a loan serviced by Wachovia (now under Wells Fargo) have several options to avoid foreclosure: Loan Modification Homeowners can work with the lender to modify the terms of the loan, such as reducing the interest rate or extending the loan term. This may make the payments more affordable. Short Sale A short sale occurs when the homeowner sells the property for less than the mortgage balance with the lender's approval. This can help avoid foreclosure while minimizing the financial damage.
Rajesh Talwar