Hetalia Quotes

PASTA!!

It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead.

In this world . . . It's Heaven when: The French are chefs The British are police The Germans are engineers The Swiss are bankers And the Italians are lovers It's Hell when: The English are chefs The Germans are police The French are engineers The Swiss are lovers And the Italians are bankers.

If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half!

Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..." -Britain (he was hung-over), Hetalia: Axis Powers

The Japanese are easily influenced, Italian's are infectious, And German's are German's wherever they go.

make pasta, not war.

China, you run in there and bust out some crazy Shaolin kung-fu, then I'll easily capture them when they're all tired and beat up. It will mean a fight to the death. . .for you!

Man up before I beat you with my peace prize!" -Switzerland

If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass!

Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!" "So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving under the influence . . . ?

Long hair will send you to hell!

When your done releasing sexual tensions, we have a meeting to continue!" ~ Francis Bonnefoy, Hetalia, English Dub

Don't worry, I can hander it!

Some things are worth the risk.

I will kill you, I swear it! I will kill you until you're dead! ~Switzerland

I wish Italy would stop being a crybaby. I wish he would kick his bad habit of wanting to eat pasta everywhere. I wish he would stop getting a stomachache every time he ate geleto. I wish he would learn to throw a grenade properly. I wish his older brother would stop trying to punch me. I wish-" *babble babble babble* "Germany . . . That's impossible . . .

How does one get a polar bear to stop gnawing on their head?

ohonhonhonhon~

That's racist. you maple sucking moose loving midget!

You wouldn't hurt a virgin, would you? Where do you think they get virgin olive oil, huh? Don't you think we're pathetic enough as it is?

I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.

Hey! I'm talkin' to you, feta bread!

Put it on your forehead and you'll feel better in no time!

You're the best gay friend I've ever had!

Pastaaa~

NEIN

In modern-dizzle strips, these two git along well, pluggin a ludd of technologizzle n' vizzle games, n' is frequently at each others' houses ta play dem together n' shit. In tha Hetalia Fantasia series, Tha Ghetto n' Japan have pimped a vizzle game together, up in HF2 Tha Ghetto say that, fo' a limited time only, when fightin enemies a cold-*** lil colored hamburger has tha possibilitizzle of fallin out, wit Japan statin dat collectin all seven flavas enablez dem ta loot bunny ears.

Appearance His afro is wavy,

and the world keeps turning.

I'M AN OTAKU. Are you? You say English, We say Japanese. You say Cars, We say Nyan Cat. :D You say Justin Beiber, We say Vocaloid. -.- You say Swords, We say Bleach. You say Reality, We say Anime. You say Comics, We say Manga. You say countries, We say Hetalia. You say Hello, We say こんにちは (Konnichiwa). You learn Japanese from classes, We learn from shows. You cry if a character dies, We have a rainbow of emotions. You only feel what your favorite person feels, We feel what everyone else is feeling. You crush on popstars, We crush on anime characters. You think we're crazy, We just think you're normal. You say Crazy, We say Soul Eater. You say ocean, We say ONE PIECE!!! You say family, We say FAIRY TAIL!!! You say Ninja, We say Naruto. You say Rabbits, We say Flying Mint Bunny. You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all OTAKU'S, Re-Post if Your and OTAKU and PROUND!