Goat Simulator Quotes

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Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters." Iris looked horrified. "Oh, they're not Ding Dongs." She rummaged under the counter and brought out a package of chocolate covered cakes that looked exactly like Ding Dongs. "These are gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, soy-free, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based cupcake simulations." "All natural!" Fleecy chimed in. "I stand corrected." Frank suddenly felt as queasy as Percy.
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Rick Riordan (The Son of Neptune (The Heroes of Olympus, #2))
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Frank stared at her. β€œBut you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.” Iris looked horrified. β€œOh, they’re not Ding Dongs.” She rummaged under the counter and brought out a package of chocolate-covered cakes that looked exactly like Ding Dongs. β€œThese are gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, soy-free, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based cupcake simulations.” β€œAll natural!” Fleecy chimed in. β€œI stand corrected.” Frank suddenly felt as queasy as Percy.
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Rick Riordan (The Son of Neptune (The Heroes of Olympus, #2))
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When collected, the simulations plot a map showing the highest chance of the evolution of the lactase persistence allele, and it locates it in an area engulfing Slovakia, with Poland to the north and Hungary to the south. This fits with the archaeology, and the residues found in those Hungarian and Polish farmyard digs. At 7,500 years ago, these people were farmers with structured garden farms, where they grew wheat, peas, lentils, and millet. They husbanded cattle, swine, and goats, and occasionally hunted boar and deer on top of their agrarian lifestyle.
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Adam Rutherford (A Brief History of Everyone Who Ever Lived: The Human Story Retold Through Our Genes)