Elaine Stritch Quotes

Raining. Oh, brother, a scratch on the fender. Damn rabbi on his unicycle. Wait a minute, where are my car keys? Could have sworn I left them in this pocket. No, just some loose change and ticket stubs from the all-black version of Elaine Stritch’ s one-woman show. Did I check my desk? Better go back inside. What’s in the top drawer here? Hmm. Envelopes, my paper clips, a loaded revolver in case the tenant in 2A begins yodelling again.

if somebody doesn't have any talent, get off the stage! you're wasting my time.

I find it easier to abstain than do a little bit of anything. I’m not a ‘little bit’ kind of dame. I want it all, whatever I do.

PARODY OF "YOU'RE THE TOP" BY COLE PORTER You're the pop You're the baby's father You're the pop But you needn't bother I will make no claim to your ancient name at all When I let you make me You promised you'd take me to the city hall My mistake wasn't getting plastered, What a break for the little b***stard I was bad when I let you get on top But if baby I'm the momma, You're the pop! [Sung by Elaine Stritch when interviewed by Michael Parkinson on YouTube.