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Well, we’re all packed,” Father said the next morning. “Where’s Arthur?”
“He’s on the phone with Buster,” said Mother.
“For the hundredth time,” D.W. added.
“Before we leave,” said Father, “does anyone need to use the bathroom?”
“This is your last chance,” said Mother.
“Don’t look at me!” said D.W.
“On our way at last,” Mother smiled. “A whole week of no cooking!”
“And no dishes,” said Father.
“A whole week without my best friend in the whole wide world,” moaned Arthur.
“Once you’re at the beach, you’ll feel better,” Father said.
“Are we there yet?” asked D.W. “I have to go to the bathroom.
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