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Don’t even think of serving him on our dish. He’ll break the dish and won’t even touch the offerings. He flares up in an instant. When he’s enraged he doesn’t even spare his wife. He beat his son black and blue the other day, and the poor child is nursing a broken arm. You’ll have to place the offerings on the mat itself. But make sure you don’t touch any of it. Take Jhudi Gour’s daughter along with you, and buy all the stuff from Shah’s shop in the market. The offerings have to be generous, or he’ll get upset. One kilo flour, half a kilo of rice, quarter kilo pulses, some ghee, salt, turmeric, and don’t forget to add a few coins to all this. If you can’t find Gour’s daughter, beg Bhurji’s wife to go with you and get the stuff. Remember, don’t touch any of it—or else we’ll be in deep trouble.’
Having instructed his wife thus, Dukhi picked up his stick and a large bundle of grass, and set off to meet Pandit-ji.
— Munshi Premchand, From the short story “Deliverance
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